Here’s another of me. I’m on a horse:
Hahaha.
That commercial had nearly succeeded in detaching Old Spice from the image of an old drunken child molester.
Then the brotha finishes the seduction by mounting a stud.
Shrug.
Now I’m just confused, is he the pirate for stealing guy’s women (notice I didn’t question where he got all the diamonds–I’m not a racist)?
Or is the horse the pirate?
AH, that commercial is hilarious, in a “too ridiculous to do anything but laugh at” kind of way. I think commercials have gone beyond trying to be informative, and aim instead at getting people’s attention by making them ask, “What the fuck?”
Oh poo. This got stricken from the pictures of yourself thread.
That’s racism. It’s 'cause I’m black. And you don’t approve of my relationship with a white horse.
Freakin’ segregationist mods.
It wasn’t you we were discriminating against, Anthem.
It was the horse.
Though actually, buttwise, both horse and man are similar. Spooky. Maybe it was butt-discrimination.
Oh shit, now I’ve admitted to looking at men’s butts. And horse butts. There’s something wrong with me. Medic !!!
Nietzsche had syphilis, no?
^^ Que?
And that makes you an equist, Faust. Freakin’ equist.
Bad experience as a child.
Let’s just say it’s all horseplay until someone gets hurt.
Show us on the doll, Faust:
Let’s just hope it wasn’t in the hair. Gums a bitch to get out.
As for Nietzsche and Syphilis… he contracted it when he hugged that horse getting whipped. Then he broke down (meaning he could no longer carry that huge rock up the hill).
The whole “from a whore” thing is a mistranslation.
I like Old Spice Deoderant. I’m actually allergic to all Deoderants (and anything with dyes and perfumes, for that matter) but Old Spice is the only one that I have found that only causes me to break out in red bumps only where it is applied. Other deoderants cause me to break out in red bumps where it is applied, and on my arms, and my chest, and my back…
Well… to be honest… I use Old Spice for both my deodorant AND my soap. 
Old Spice High Endurance Body Wash, I take it?
I tried it once, but I didn’t really like it. As much as I hate to admit it, I like my wife’s flowery-smelling crap with bullshit beads and shea butter body wash. It has a long-lasting fragrance and makes my skin feel as smooth as a well-polished gun.
(I had to offset the feminine body wash with a macho analogy)
Shit yeah, bro. I’m getting 3x clean with pro sport. I use the spongy fluffy thing too. It’s pastel green. Don’t hate.
Ohhh, I’ve used those moisturizing bead body washes before. Faaaabulous.
That’s funny, Old Spice is the only deodorant that irritates me, Pav. Then again, I think it’s the only deodorant/anti-perspirant I’ve ever tried…I think it was the aluminum.
Ladies, can you get Tom’s of Maine products where you live? Their deodorant might help if you’re allergic to aluminum.
Next - complete makeover tips for the philosopher.
After reading this thread, I feel a sudden need to bath in chlorine and isocyanate, using #4 steel wool to scrub up with and shave with a rusty pair of scissors I found behind the shed in the compost pile.
I think after I gargle with gasoline and slap on some pesticide for deodorant, it’ll all be good.
I didn’t until I read the caption. Phewsers. Actually I was too busy anyway - trying to figure out which conditioner the girls were using. The light makes it difficult to judge.