its a good thing i brought my library card…
…cos ima checkin’ you out, baby! corny wink 
“I’d walk 100 miles through the desert with no water to suck the dick of the last guy you fucked.”
I don’t endorse using that one… it’s quite homosexual. but maybe it shows the kind of devotion some girls like.
[i]“Damn those clothes would look great on my bedroom floor!”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”[/i]
…and my personal favorite:
“Hey there! Would you like to come over and have some sex?”
“No!”
“Well, would you mind lying down while I have some?”
W.C.
You don’t sweat much for a fat lass
I admire people like you who, no matter what, just refuse to diet
Is that a drug in your drink or are you just pleased to see me?
“Hey see that guy over there?” points he wants to know if you’ll fuck me
“Hey want some gum?”
“sure”
“Hey wanna fuck”
“no”
“You might as well come home with… I’m gonna tell everyone we fucked anyways”
The ones that work…
“Hey ladies, I can’t stay long… but quick question cause we wanna get the female perspective. My buddy has two girls interested in him… but we’re telling him to go for one… when he wants the other one, and she’s a skank… he deserves better. If I tell you about them quickly maybe you could just be like 'Hey Jeff… you should go for this one”
– instant in… cause girls always travel in packs, and love to rip on other girls
Walk by the hottest girl in the place with a friendn sorta laughing and say the following (loud) while glancing at her “Hey she’s actually really pretty… think we should tell her?”
and then have your friend look at her quickly and sorta hum and haw and be like “I dunno… no let’s see if we can find someone else”
– Girls are too curious to not respond… especially the ultra hot, ultra self conscious ones.
It’s all about the in… most socially literate guys can bullshit their way through the rest, because drunk girls (like drunk guys) just wanna fuck… despite how they may come across.
A good recovery line:
[size=150][i]“Hi can I buy you a drink?”
“No, go away”
“Oh I’m sorry I think you misundertood me I said you were fucking ugly.”
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my most common approach is “hello, would you know the way to x?”
then she says, “yes, that way”
and you are on your way?
Some Classics:
Do you have a map?
No, why?
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Is there an airport nearby, or is that the sound of my heart taking-off?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
hehehe monooq, maybe you’re gonna be on your way, im gonna be on mine.
“Are you sure ?”
“i’ve been spending the past half hour circling what seems the same block, it’s dehydrating”
“bla bla bla”
everybody has little cracks you can seep in through, and hopefully you can stall long enough to notice one.
anyway, problem with all the ones proposed here is they are always about you, and sometimes about her. that’s no good. it always has to be about something else.
That’s tough though… cause it’s like an outdoor thing, which is always the hardest place to pick up… no liquor, etc
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I think my best ever line was to a pair of lipstick lesbians kissing on the dancefloor of my favourite club in Nottingham (Goth-night of course 
). [size=75][and pre-marriage I hasten to add…][/size]
“Are you two attached at the hip - or can I join in…?”
I guess you had to be there.
[size=75][And yes - it did work.!!! We did some serious joinery that night, and I don’t mean putting up shelves…][/size]
I’m with Old Gobbo on the subject of chatting people up, lines are bullshit, just have the balls to go and say hello.
Oh yes - and thank God for beer.
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} “Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?”
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?
If a women asks, “Excuse me, do you have the time?” You should answer: “Yeah! Do you have the energy?”
Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, “Let’s you and me get out of these wet clothes.”
Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, “Wanna screw?”
the way to do it is to satisfy the girls every relationship need
“hey im a rich, loving, volenteer worker, in a band with a 9 inch dick… pleas tell me about yourself listens for hours on end wow thats really interesting… you are such an amazing person and those eyes are so beautifulll… i love oyu, lets fuck…” There… it takes a long time to pull that line of but it may work… never tried it myself
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A good recovery line:
“Hi can I buy you a drink?”
“erm… I don’t drink, Ben”
Uhh… cannot remember the password.
“I know this sounds like a pick-up line but nice tail gate…”
-Imp
this thread is much more enlightening than the post a picture thread. i can probably post pictures of ilp member’s significant others by now 