Picnic of love?

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I want to go by the river
And put a blanket on the grass
I’ll pour my heart and soul
Into your wine glass

I’ll kiss you for an appetizer
And love you for the meal
Then I’ll ask for your hand in marriage
As I look up lovingly and kneel

I wanna take you on a picnic
A picnic of love under the blue sky above
Love, Love, Love

Even the ants and the squirrels
They can tell we’re in love
My heart soars like
The wing of a dove

We’ll take a walk
Through the forests and the trees
And then we’ll lie down
With the birds and the bees

I wanna take you on a picnic
A picnic of love under the blue sky above
Love, Love, Love
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Tippy towing through the forest!

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A song for feminists

I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place
I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste
I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive
But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give

I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I’ll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human

I’ll be the pansy-growing gardener of our bouquet of love
A flower-wielding soldier with the grace of a dove
I’ll love you all, heart, mind and soul, I’d never think of anything cheap
I’ll read you some of my poems before you go to sleep

I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I’ll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human

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They will really love this! First they will be scratching their heads, whether it was written bi, or for a feminist.

But gotto hand it to You, clever and extremely witty, while depressing as a moot,to those who don’t get the satire.