this is a question for the experts. i have to take a piss test, and its crucial to my survival that i pass. its the kind of test where i have to go to a certain testing location, so its probobly pretty high tech. by the time i take it i will have been off pot for about two weeks, and will have dranken alot of water. i weigh about 150. i want to play it as safe as possible, because my sister got me the job, and she is cool. …i bought a protox cleansing drink, the thing is iv heard that on certain tests they can detect when your using them, or else it will show up as dilute. rattle snakes what do i do ?
take the protox cleansing drink and follow the instructions on the bottle, they will not detect it don’t worry.
Switch to pills- they have a far shorter half life 
Maybe this will help : faqs.org/qa/qa-17794.html
Well, I’ve always beat the exams by drinking lots of water like you are doing, and by drinking tons of vitamin pills, that way the pills will give the piss the piss-color, so the color test is passed, and they probably do other stuff, too. I usually stop smoking 4-5 days before the test, and have always passed thus far.
Drink vinegar.
I wouldn’t know…never had to take one. When I was put on probation like eleven years ago, I told em to fuck off and skipped town.
My friends tell me that vinegar hides the chemicles which are traced.
I’ve used another persons piss before. Got em to go in a condom, left it out in the sun, tucked it in my on the way and into the test, cut and release. Worked perfectly.
Well, are you sure they aren’t going to do a follicle test?
I suggest that you also try drinking cranberry juice and apple cider vinegar (ew) in addition to tons of H20. Exercise. Mostly, pee a lot and sweat a lot.
I had a friend that didn’t have any success with those detox drinks.
Oh, I heard something about green tea once.
Good luck.
You are kidding right? I’m in a similar situation and skipping town is not a viable solution. Unless of course you are a fugitive…
Here’s an idea you won’t hear from anyone else on this site.
Stop smoking pot.
make sure you bring 2 sharp #2 pencils with good erasers…
-Imp
The trick, Kebop, is getting far enough away from the city where the crime was commited that the authorities don’t want to bother with extradition if you get caught.
In my case, the crimes were misdemeanors. Now check this out. Four years after I skipped town, I was turned in by someone who wanted revenge on me. I had previously called him a lying piece of shit (he claimed to be a “Christian”), and since he could neither beat me with word or fist, he called the cops on me.
I came home one day after work and the sheriff was waiting for me. I woulda jumped out the window but the fucking thing was painted shut.
Anyway, I spent seventy-two hours in the county jail. They called Raleigh and reported my capture. The DA dismissed the charges since they were four years old and only misdemeanors. They didn’t want to come and get me. I was set free.
I won. Four fuckin years man…on the run. Don’t regret a second of it…except for the fact that I didn’t cut the fuckers throat who turned me in.
You hooligan. Always fighting the system, and feeling damn good about it. You probably drive fast, and steal things from Wal-Mart. 
They need to make an emoticon just for you, one that goes buh-dhum-tsii, cept it would be a smiley face playing it on the drums. 
What’s most important in my experiecne is that you remember two key things:
1.) Aim for the center of the bowl, and
2.) Don’t forget to shake.
You should be alright if you keep that in mind.
Beware the transfer from the cup to the toilet.
I’m a certified expert, passed every single piss drop test I have ever had to take, including in the military.
Stop doing drugs, you no longer have issue with drug tests. Rather rudimentary actually.
CI and Mas are right, stop and no more worries. Keep in mind most places now do random testing even after you are hired, some times they make you test during work hours with no notice.
if you would have read my post , you would have known that iv already “stopped” . the problem is you have to “stop” for around a month. and time can not be reversed.
Kinda ironic when the cop that busts you for having pot goes home and smokes pot. Really shows that the people have a voice.
Did read your post. The problem is you’ve “stopped”, not stopped. (or at least that’s how I took it.)