Please ask me serious and silly questions

I’d like to frame what i think today so please ask and I will put into focus what i think presently. Bong!

What did you think before you woke up this morning?

I thought maybe if i dont take the piss i need to i will have a fantastic boner dream, then i got up to go piss.

I’m trying not to focus on my dreams because they dont make sense, and i’ve have real life to think of, not this symbolic madness. So yeah … . boner dreams.

Does the giant leech really give life like they say?

Can you feel the love tonight?

What’s the meaning of life?

And why are the smiley face on ILP all fucked up?

is the meaning of life more than chucked wood for a woodchuck?


Can God create a stoner he can’t lift?