Poking Fun Of Affirmative Action!

Individual 1: There are too many white people working at this institution.

This is becoming a problem.

What we need is more darkies!

Individual 2: Sir, there are too many white people in this country for that request!

Individual 1: Absolutely correct! We need to immigrate more darkies from all over the world!

Increase global immigration now!

Individual 2: Leave no white majority population or nation withstanding!

As a single white male looking for a job I kept running into a problem finding employment.

I went to the local McDonalds where it was run by a majority of hispanics. They would not hire me.

I then proceded to go to a Taco Bell that was run by a majority of Africans. They would not hire me either.

I then proceded to the local Red Lobster run by a majority of eastern Asians. They also didn’t want to hire me.

I proceded to the local Subway run by a majority of Indians. They didn’t want to hire me.

I proceded to the local Yellow Cab run by a bunch of Middle Easterners. Didn’t want to hire me.

I finally came to the conclusion that I needed to find a all white ethnic business to hire me where my luck might fare better fitting in but when I went to go find one I could not find any.

lol

So that person pretending to be your girlfriend is just another figment of your imagination…?

were those supposed to be jokes?

Try just about any business that isn’t offering menial work for minimum wage.

In non-pink dildo world, the term"single" is often used to denote that a person is not married.

I thought he was engaged to the broad with the bun in the oven? ‘Single’ to me connotes, y’know, being single…

You must never have filed a legal document.

Facebook demons: OUT!!!

(“it’s complicated” isn’t a fucking option for your driver’s liscence)

I was not aware that an ILP thread constituted a legal document. Thank you for enlightening me. I shall bear that in mind.

Go now with God, son.

All I hear is victim talk.

Woe is me…blah, blah, blah…

I think every Joker’s post should be accompanied by a dramatic, heartbreaking soundtrack piece.

Has it occured to you that I was trying to step outside of myself in the post where I was talking about all white males figuratively?

Actually if you were fucking listening to the messages of my posts you would see I desire violent rebellion and anarchy reveling in the absurdity of this entire world where my aspirations is nothing short of individual sovereignty for everyone.

Poor Dick Cheney’s Niece could not figure that out on her own due to her own mental ineptitude. Tisk, tisk…

What now bitch? Got anything else to say? Let’s have at it!

No, because you weren’t talking about all white males figuratively, you were talking about your own personal experience. I’m a white male, I wouldn’t give you a job either…

To Pink Dildo:

You are obviously not familiar with analogy or aphorisms.

That’s obviously going to be a Fourth Warning and one-week ban.

I am not a figment of James imagination, I am his fiancée dope.

Well was your being “white” why they didn’t hire you?

Becuase i know quite a few people that put job applications into places where al the workers are “white” and they didn’t get the job either.

I am familiar with them, but you employed neither.

And a quite charming figment of his imagination you are too…