As an activist I am always looking for new ways to spread the message. So recently I was making parodies of Christmas songs and I came up with a great idea. Hey, you could take these and get some activists together and go caroling and sing these versions of the songs. They are funny as hell, made by yours truly. You should teach them to all your kids and sing them during Christmas. Enjoy:
Corporate Claws Are Holding You Down (To the tune of “Santa Clause is Coming to Town”)
OOOOOOH! You better watch out! You better comply! Better not speak out, I’m telling you why: Corporate claws are holding you down.
They know where you are sleeping. There’s cameras in the halls. So you better not have that second kid or they’ll chop off both your balls!
Theeeeeeey’re forming a cyst! They’re pulling a heist! They’re getting you caught in their medical vice! Corporate claws are holding you down.
They hear you when you’re speaking. They know that you’re irate. So they’re gonna cut off all your food and send you through the pearly gates!
Heeeey! You better watch out! You better comply! Better not speak out, I’m telling you why: Corporate claws are holding you down, Same corporate claws controlling Hugh Downs!
Al Gore the Bold Faced Liar (To the tune of “Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer”)
You know Castro and Mao Tse and Chavez and Himler, You know Caesar and George Bush and Stalin and Hitler. But do you knoooooooow, the greatest tyrant of all?
Al Gore the bold faced liar, had a very lengthy nose (like Pinocchio!), and if you ever saw it, you would even say it grows (like the government!).
All of the Skull and Boners, used to laugh and call him names (like Sore Loserman!). They never let poor Al Gore, join in any tyrant games (like the patriot acts!).
Then one Commie Denmark eve Al Gore came to say: Useless eaters hold your breath, while you pay my tax to death!
Then all the brain dead loved him! As they shouted out with glee! (Yippee!) Al Gore the bold faced liar, you destroyed humanity. You destroyed Humanity! (like an asteroid!).
Mingled Seeds (To the tune of “Jingle Bells”)
Mingled seeds, mingled seeds, mingled all the way! Oh what fun to taint our grains with virus DNA, HEY!
Mingled seeds, mingled seeds, mingled all the way! We’ll never know what’s frankenfood cuz the labels do not say, HEY!
Growing a tomato, with codfish DNA, its growing in the snow, but your braincells it will slay, HA! HA! HA!
Knells and coffers ring, 80 million died, it’s so much fun they have to sing a slaying song tonight! HEY!
Mingled seeds, mingled seeds, mingled all the way! Ya know it would be labeled, but Monsanto owns the FDA, HEY!
Mingled seeds, mingled seeds, mingled all the way! Oops their virus got away, now in the ground we stay, HEY!