Poll

Should phoneutria sing an Adele song on video?

  • Absolutely. It would be an excellent cameo appearance on ILP
  • Only if she sings a rage against the machine song instead
  • She can’t because she was kidnapped by a gang in Brazil weeks ago which explains her absence
  • Sure, those songs can’t get any worse
  • I’d rather her just post pictures of the dishes she makes and participate in math and logic puzzles if that’s okay
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^^^why wouldn’t it let me post the poll without posting that post.

I am going to go with kidnapped by Brazilian gang. That seems about right.

I wonder what the ransom is.

She left of her own volition.

She even said goodbye.

The last option would be a start at least :confusion-shrug:

I think she left because the horny nietzschean kids here couldn’t control themselves after she posted a pic.

You can hardly blame the evil horney nietzscheans though. She’s not the ugliest woman in the world you know.

If you go back and look at the exchanges, you can easily see why they’re so lonely. It was just a horrible thing to watch. A bunch of dudes who literally got all upset and acted like assholes because they couldn’t handle a picture of an attractive woman.

She should. Because, an alternative presentation by a relative unknown, may help to demystify the silliness surrounding an original. Though, I doubt if Phenoteria could pull it off, not having the sound produced by an elaborate sound stage set up by an organized music machine. But it would be worth a try.

Oh that. Yeah, reckon those boys did get a little too excited.

I missed that.

Unfortunately.

Is pic still online here?

Carleas was told by some agency that he had to remove the picture. Had something to do with a treaty agreement between Brazil and the US. Apparently posting a picture of yourself shooting an ak-47 into the Brazilian embassy in an armed protest is considered a seditious act.

You didn’t see the picture? That’s what she’s been doing the last several weeks.

HA WTF!
Are you for real?

No way.

You are full of it Zoots.

Stay at home mom, chef and computer software writer by day, Brazilian anarcho-syndicalist rebel freedom fighter by night.

O.K.

So no pic, she took it down.

and then you do what they told ya

DUH NUNT NUNT

dont you die unjustified

i should make a video singing

WAR FOR TERRITORREEEEY

Do it.