popcorn

popcorn is delicious
it tastes so crunchy good
when i grab a handful
it takes me back to the hood

The lady makes it behind a glass,
I check out her nice ass,
A lot of light,
I think you’re as high as a kite.

High as a kite
I might be
But popcorn in bed
is better than pee

:laughing:

I never knew you were so creative, Smears - your poetic genuis shines!

popcorn is better than porn
i feel like i’ve know this
since before i was born

the butter left
on my fingers is tasty
the next popcorn step
is a little racy

it’s so salty and golden
and crunchy it’s true
that nothing compares
to popcorn and booze

caramel, cheese
buttered and plain
when i think about popcorn
i feel no pain

i once got a kernel
stuck back in my throat
when i coughed it out
it blinded my pet goat

:laughing:

=D>

…and a popcorn fight smacks it! :wink: