As many of you know, one of our great leaders underwent surgery today to replace his difibrilator (if that’s how it’s spelled). I’d like to take this opportunity to ask everyone at ILP to pray for his quick and painless recovery. Thanks guys.
-Scott
You are kidding, right?
No way man. Turn on the news. The device sends a small shock to regulate his heartbeat and the battery was low. They replaced it this morning.
I did not mean “are you kidding about his condition”… Nevermind.
Dear, God,
Please be sure to take good care of my battery operated Dick.
Amen.
I am not one to wish someone dead but in this case I hope the doctors think long and heart about forgetting to put it in.
You guys must be mad at him for not disowning his gay daughter. But come on, think of all the good things he does. Everyone’s gotta have a flaw. And I mean, it IS his daughter.
How about it? Are you with me on this one?
The only thing Cheney could do to better serve his principles would be to disown his gay daughter. And I can respect and admire a man who follows his principles. I think if he got rid of her, he might really be the greatest living American.
So many things to say. So wrong on so many levels.
smears, what the hell are you doing?
Oh come on, give us a sampler. I have my own, but I think your would make me laugh.

So many things to say. So wrong on so many levels.
lol. I am with you 100% on that one.
For starters:
- He has been in a position of high power and still had his hands all over Halliburton.
- He has failed to disclose documents because he “isn’t part of the executive branch.”
- He shot a man in the face and the man who got shot apologized to Cheney for it!
- His office was largely responsible for the CIA leak scandal.
- He backed an unjust war.
- He was CEO of Halliburton, which is synonymous with corruption.

- He shot a man in the face and the man who got shot apologized to Cheney for it!
I remember that incident. Did his victim really apologise to him??
I get the impression from David Icke that Cheney is one of the reptilians, so I can only assume that Scott has never seen him shapeshift.
David who? Shapeshifting? What?
A good starter:

smears, what the hell are you doing?
You know I’m really not sure sometimes. Those posts above seemed so reasonable earlier. Now that I read them again, I mean…wow.
Don’t worry Smearsy, He’ll pull through. Satan still has another job coming up for him. It could be as soon as a couple of months.