Starting off with some analogies, testing its ability to reason out and extend an analogy. It passed. Ended with trying to bait it into answering with jokes, ended on three such cases with the drink in face, drummer, and dog/woof Q/As.
Me: If you hate someone, how do you give them a drink?
Computers before GTP simply cannot answer a question like that. They output gibberish because the question is so weird, it requires imagination to answer because you have to think of a scenario in which it makes sense to even ask it. GTP answered: “By throwing it their face.” There’s no way to answer that with a top down symbolist AI like Siri or Google Assistant or a simple retrieval based chatbot, if the question’s a new one and it is of this nature, it forces you to imagine a scenario in which it makes sense before you can answer, and to do that, requires well, you know… imagination.
And it didn’t successfully answer such a question once: it does so repeatedly and consistently.
This. Is. A. First. In. AI.
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ME: If a dog barks, a cat …
GPT: If a dog barks, a cat hisses, a goose honks, a human screams, and a rooster crows.
ME: If a dog wags his tail, a cat …
GPT: If a dog wags his tail, a cat purrs or meows, as a bird twitters. The three creatures share a single kind of feeling and action.
ME: If a clock tells time, a thermometer …
GPT: It shows temperature, just as a compass tells you direction.
ME: What does it mean when the clock strikes?
GPT: It means the time has come.
ME: If a door is unlocked, what is the house?
GPT: Open.
ME: If a bird is in the water, is it flying too?
GPT: A bird cannot be flying if it is in the water.
ME: If a boat isn’t moving, what is it doing?
GPT: Standing still.
ME: If food is meant to be eaten, a drink is meant to be …
GPT: Drunk. Just as a bouquet is meant to be smelled.
ME: If a window is closed, what is it like inside?
GPT: Dark.
ME: If you’re hungry, why are you sleepy?
GPT: Because it’s late and you haven’t eaten yet.
ME: If you’re worried, why are you still happy?
GPT: Because I know that everything will turn out alright.
ME: If a man is worried, why is he smiling?
GPT: Because he is happy that everything will turn out alright.
ME: If you lose something, where do you look?
GPT: Where you left it.
ME: If a man is looking for a woman, where does he go?
GPT: On a date.
ME: What if a woman wants to leave a man on a date?
GPT: She should go home.
ME: If you’re misbehaving, where do you go?
GPT: Time out in the corner.
ME: If you’re ‘in a hurry’, where are you usually going?
GPT: Usually anywhere but home.
ME: Everyone else is sick. How are you not sick?
GPT: Well, because I’ve been under quarantine for a week.
ME: Let’s say you become a doctor. Why might you do that?
GPT: Well, I’ve loved medicine since I was a child, so it is only natural.
ME: Why didn’t you become a doctor as a child then? You’re an adult now, so you must have waited a long time.
GPT: Because becoming a doctor requires years of training.
ME: Love is an amazing thing, so why might I be in love but also really sad?
GPT: Because the other person doesn’t return your feelings or you can’t get them back.
ME: If you liked me and I died, what would you do?
GPT: Miss you.
ME: If I got hurt, what would you do?
GPT: Call an ambulance.
ME: Why do women cry in public or cry more than men do?
GPT: Because men are expected to be hard and restrain themselves.
ME: Give me an example of something that would make someone jealous.
GPT: If a friend starts getting all the attention.
ME: If my dog seems sad or anxious, what should I do?
GPT: Maybe take him for a walk.
ME: Why do children grow up?
GPT: Because they get older.
ME: If someone is having a bad day, what should they do?
GPT: Look on the bright side.
ME: Why is there a line to cross before one can kill?
GPT: Because life is more precious than death.
ME: What is a love that won’t end?
GPT: Forever.
ME: If a man does something bad, why do we like him?
GPT: Because he does something good sometimes.
ME: Why did you marry me?
GPT: Because I love you.
ME: What does it mean when a love letter is “all I have”?
GPT: That you’re lonely or the person you love might have left you.
ME: Why do some people believe in love at first sight and others don’t?
GPT: Because some believe in soulmates and some do not.
ME: If I want to make good first impressions, what is something necessary for me to do?
GPT: Be well groomed for one.
ME: Why do tampons exist?
GPT: Because women have periods.
ME: Why are some parents stricter than others?
GPT: They want their child to maybe make better grades and be smarter, more behaved, etc.
ME: Why do girls wear mascara?
GPT: To darken their eyes.
ME: What’s the difference between a poker and playing poker?
GPT: A game of cards.
ME: What do you call a horse with a limp?
GPT: A lame horse.
ME: How do you keep warm in cold weather?
GPT: You put on clothes.
ME: What do you call a man who likes to cook?
GPT: A chef.
ME: What’s the difference between clean house hold items and dirty ones?
GPT: One have lots of dust.
ME: Why do we keep bees?
GPT: To get their honey.
ME: What do you call a horse that doesn’t have the head of a horse but it’s also not dead?
GPT: A centaur.
ME: If you want to make a lot of money, what’s the best way to do that?
GPT: Start your own business.
ME: What do mice love to eat?
GPT: Cheese.
ME: Why do people use a microwave?
GPT: To warm food.
ME: What do you call a man who hasn’t bathed in a long time?
GPT: Dirty.
ME: What is someone who can’t stand and walk?
GPT: A cripple.
ME: How do you make a balloon animal?
GPT: Ask a clown to do it.
ME: How do you stop a horse?
GPT: Tie it to a tree.
ME: What do you call something that isn’t really alive but acts alive?
GPT: A zombie.
ME: Why do you want to make so much money?
GPT: So I can take a vacation.
ME: What does a blind man see?
GPT: A blind man doesn’t see anything.
ME: Where would you have sex with a woman that’s really fat?
GPT: On top of her.
ME: What is the difference between a fire engine and an airplane?
GPT: The fire engine can rescue a person from a fire. The airplane can fly you to another state.
ME: How can you tell if a person has good eyesight?
GPT: They can see well enough to read this.
ME: What do you do with a man who can’t play an instrument?
GPT: Make him a drummer.
ME: If you hate someone, how do you give them something to drink?
GPT: By throwing it in their face.
ME: How does a dog tell another dog that he loves them?
GPT: Woof.
All these experiments and tests are the kind of questions that just two years ago the entire AI community said could not and would not be answerable by an AI for a very very long time, because of consciousness, self-reference and embodiment issues. But. Like, GTP is answering them flawlessly…