Proof Ark of the Covenant is in North Korea

http://www.kcna.kp/userAction.do?action=videoindex&lang=eng&newsyear=2011&newsno=1276907

keep close attention to seconds 44 to 54. Do you see it? Kim Jung Il is keeping the ark of the covenant on a fish farm. He is using it’s power to make super fish, for nefarious unknown purposes… perhaps as the basis of a fishspeaker army to reconquer south korea and destroy america?

What are the theological implications of Kim having the arc? I like, thought it killed the wrong people who would have it. I also thought it was a big ass electrically charge battery… either way, I don’t trust Kim with a working battery on a fish farm anymore than I do the abode of god on this earth. The two are a power too advanced to be contemplated in the hands of that madman.

I have no idea what the point of this post is, so i moved it to here.

Holy fuck. Do you have any idea what happens to people who look at the Ark while it’s open?

That’s what. Noooo thank you.

They are turned into fish. That’s what? Oh dear god… it’s people!

(note- this is a example of a Moderator doing a correct move, and it remains uncontested on my part- I posted it merely for immediate shock value and laughter in the main forum, and the initial concept that started this thread was humorous with no real underlining philosophical undertone to it. It would be different if I was doing a philosophy of fiction and went more indepth with the variations of the absurdity, questioning why it resonates with us and examples of varying degrees of kinship. That is a legitimate rhetorical method, but the moderator in this case used sound judgment. Bravo moderator =D> )

We pretty much have to nuke them now. Right?

I think the ark killed Kim.

It would explain why the koreans were moving it out of north korea the day after he died. It did it’s job.

I would like to point out I was doing research on North Korea BEFORE word got out he died.