Proofs Of God's Existence

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I’d be surprised if this hasn’t been done here before, but what the hell, right? Right.

From: Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

Here are some examples from the website—

ARGUMENT FROM OFFENSE
(1) God exists.
(2) [Atheist makes counterarguments.]
(3) You know what? I am offended.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INFINITE REGRESS, a.k.a. FIRST CAUSE ARGUMENT (II)
(1) Ask atheists what caused the Big Bang.
(2) Regardless of their answer, ask how they know this.
(3) Continue process until the atheist admits he doesn’t know the answer to one of your questions.
(4) You win!
(5) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM PAROCHIALISM
(1) God is everywhere.
(2) We haven’t been everywhere to prove he’s not there.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM FEAR
(1) If there is no God then we’re all going to not exist after we die.
(2) I’m afraid of that.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM META-SMUGNESS
(1) Fuck you.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

Can you add to the list? Post your proofs here.

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ARGUMENT FROM EINSTEIN
(1) Einstein said something about God.
(2) He was smarter than you.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

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This has to be the most annoying of them all.

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ARGUMENT FROM JUNK
(1) God don’t make no junk.
(2) One man’s junk is another man’s treasure.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

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I don’t believe in proof.

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Most of the time i’d wager, that people who want to “prove” the existance/nonexistance of God, do it out of frustration and inability to accept the fact that other people hold a differant opinion on the matter.

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Nobody seems to be getting that this is supposed to be humorous. I’m a little baffled right now…

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What? I understood that in the first few thing I read…

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Evangelical minister whacks Atheist with Bible
Atheist yells " Holy shit why the hell did you do that?
Evangelical minister says: To prove that you believe god exists.
Atheist: Goddamn you, you didnt have to hit me, that proves nothing.
Evangelical minister with a big smile: Your words do though

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hah, it’s funny because the minister doesn’t understand language. I like it.

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LOL that is one view of the humor, now others will see it from another view and find it just as funny :slight_smile: Its a one joke fits all.

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just like Bill Cosby! well with blue language

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:slight_smile: Bill Cosby is my favorite comedian, dude is a genius.