Rap verse for a song I heard on the radio

Akon: (We takin over… )

Please, Please
I need to speak
I need some meat
A freak on a leash
This KoRn is weed

Weezy Weezy,
Need to feel me
Need to creep up on dat hot girly
Neep to creep up on dat right? Surely
Neep to bend her over – boy now that’s purdy
Wanna beat this con – better get up early
Alright I bust this rap – ladies shake dem burlies

Back – east – I rap dem streets
Tighter than a knot from boyscout three
People nod along like jesus speaks
Now my word is heard like deep voiced priest
Now I’m in your head like Akon’s screech

Feed me --from thee- got to feed me
If I don’t got something than great could it be?
Er’er one of my pockets no Va-can-cy
Akon and dis song taken over
It’s just the way it is B

(We takin over…One city at a time)

Something’s taking over alright… it’s called a 20 word vocabulary.

Great comment.

Verizon just dropped thier sponsorship from his tour because he was rubbing his crotch against a 15 year old girl on stage at one of his concerts.

Uh
15 yea olds like wo
i din kno
i ne wuz tol.

Bu tuh tell da true
she wuh like
yo
u a fine az gurl
shits tight
like a supa cyclin bike
flyin roun da world.

I just don’t see why if Akon rubs his crotch on an 15 year old girl it hardly makes the news. But if Michael Jackson does it to a little boy then it’s the end of the world. I mean, at least Jackson is talented. That’s messed up!

I spit – the shit
Kick the rap can
I can!
I’m the plan, right Rick? (Ross)
I’m sick (Awws)
I vom-it
Two joints plus to the chron-ic
Gosh darnit

–I don’t drink hot tea
My ‘T’ is cooler
Skewer rap beats
Turn stone medusa
Yous a brewsta
Jus like juice
I will reduce ya
Makin that pulp up in the bleachers
Sinin in my linen quite right
– I will teach ya
I’m a teacha
Pleased to meet ya
Pleased to dust ya
Twist that stash like a drill instructa

I don’t even rap – I left my mic at home!
I don’t even snap I just use the phone
See a red dot aiming in your zone
I be ridin spinners right wit that chrome
I be getting blisters to I’m off this tone

what!