Raphael is back!

Raphael, the infamous Christian Fundamentalist from the KillDevilHill fora, has finally found his way to ILovePhilosophy.com: he’s posting under the name “JennyHeart”.

And I thought this would be about ninja turtles.

Sauwelios,

What makes you think that’s true?

Also, have your rights been violated?

Surely you jape, Sau. Hot damn!

Sweeeeeet!

Ah, Yopele - no one could be happier about this than you. I really am happy for you. Except to work, I may never leave the house again.

It’s all Ollie’s fault. You know Raphael just couldn’t let a month go by without accusing Ollie of doing too many drugs.

Ohhhh, good times are here again!!!

I’m twistin’ up a fatty right now. Just in case. It’s a Raphael Fiesta!

I don’t think it’s true, I think it doesn’t matter whether it is true or no. Their method is the same: making assertions that this or that is so, is true, and repeating these ad nauseam. I have wasted enough time on Raphael; I will not waste any more time on her. I just thought it might be funny for those who know Raphael - they will undoubtedly see what I mean.

I don’t believe in rights, I only believe in laws - either man-made laws, or natural laws (necessities). Certainly not in natural rights.

Oh. You didn’t mean that literally. It’s not really Raph. Damn. Shit. Piss. Fuck. That was cruel, Sau. But it was fun while it lasted.

It might be Raphael. If it is, though, he has a different approach. This is the New Age version of Raphael - a New Age Fundamentalist!

I’m on it. This poster, whoever it is, will be watched like a hawk. I am organising a secret team to observe his/her every move. We will analyse every syllable. Parse every post. Wring every word. But don’t tell anyone. We don’t want him/her to catch on.

Glad I’ve been watching Dragnet, now.

Dun, da-dun-dah. Dun, da-dun-dah dahhhhhhh.

and here to thought, raphael would be my comrade, in the archangel society.
but another girl, yuck

God help us all!

You’ve finally gotten Raph’s message, I see, Colin.

He nailed it into me for several years.

I don’t actually think Jenny is Raphael…I am certain.

Alas, I fear you are correct.

Do some of you have a history on this KillDevilHill forum or something?

Is there something I miss ?