Reasons this site sucks.

[XANDER NOTE: This was not written by an admin.]

As an administrator i can tell you the many flaws of this site. Similar to Martin Luther thesis, i will point out the deffinant flaws of this site.

  1. Nobody here is an actually philospher…go out and do something

  2. Philosophy is dead

  3. These are all jsut example of other peoples work.

  4. contact me at xxxxlildanaxxxx@yahoo.com if you want to complain.

  5. Poo

  6. fuck yall

what have you against the site.

this site is great. It is one of the few places in the world today where a person can have a true intellicutual convrsaion with anybody.

people here are accepting.

you suck

Meta-site commentary is slightly better fit to the Mundane Babble forum than the Philosophy forum, so this has thread been moved here. (Although Rant House might be an even better choice.

Who is this vile trespasser who speaks these things!?

I agree with my fellow ILPers, intruder. I think you suck, even golf balls through garden-hoses when your parents aren’t home.

We could take down any philosophy site. ILP has a planetary hegemony on internet philosophy. I could arrange a team of five gladiator-philosophers from ILP that would be an unstopable force. There would be reality shows about us on TV, clothing lines and household appliances, interactive games, vacation packages, even a space station built for ILP’s research of space.

And just why can’t we be philosophers? I think we are doing a fine job give or take few members. Sure, nobody here has won the Nobel Prize, yet, but I’d put Patterson, Dunamis, James No.2, Satyr, Pragmatist, Zenofeller, Kennethamy, or Arendt on anybody you could find. [wink] You even get home field advantage.

And no tricks. If you gotta gang of guys hiding to ambush them, I’ll get involved…and you do not want that, my friend. Everybody ends up dying and the whole thing is called off. If you saw the size of my thesaurus you’d be offering a peace treaty as we speak.

As an aside, this needs to be a tee-shirt.

:smiley:

Contradiction in progress.

Arendt has done it again.

PersistantMemory is exploiting the imperative rule by acting hipocritically and not providing for Impenitant what ILP provided for him, open arms and a welcoming hand.

The contradiction Arendt pointed out, I believe.

Alright, I take it back. Maybe you don’t suck golf balls through garden hoses.

But for Christ’s sake, change your screen name!

You should not be impenitent. You should have the capacity to feel sorry and remorse. Without which you could make no resolutions. That’s the good stuff. But you can’t have the same name, goof ball.

You might as well get on Imp’s back and ride him to the land of Humean empiricism, where you’re probably headed anyway, as it is the fashionable retro-nihilism produced in lazy and apathetic capitalistic mentalities. Hell, I don’t blame 'ya for thinking philosophy is dead. Even that statement is an induction. Drat.

Nevermind. You are rude though. Don’t make me make Gamer spank you.

Apologize to ILP and you may live.

détrop,

You are making yourself so hard to ignore. Allright, I’ll change the bandage around your toe, provided you’re freshly showered and will cook dinner for me. :stuck_out_tongue:

Alright, but I can’t promise anything.

Once you bite into something I conjur up you’re on your own.

No, actually I’m a pretty good cook, I think. Just hesitant to spend long periods focused on food items, other than for eating them.

Can we order Chinese?

mmm…sounds goood…

detrop! go get me my chinese food! :smiley: now! :evilfun:

That is something pending on Arendt’s approval. You can’t just steal me away from her like that! What the hell were you thinking?

No, you cannot just cut in, unless you are willing to dance with her as well.

If you want to get involved, she is included in any diplomatic decisions regarding dinner company and/or…[cough]…uh, other things we might have in mind.

I’m sure that detrop would have you eating his Moo Shu Pork before you knew what happened.

Hush, Adlerian.

I would do no such thing.

Yeah I know, the special comes with the cream-of-sum-yung-gi, right?

Shame on you!

Embracetree would be a great dinner guest, and yes I would love chinese. But this is hard to resist:

Awesome. I’ll bring chardonnay. A couple of movies. Sounds good to ya? I’ll do the dishes afterwards.

[size=75]Five seconds left
A steal at mid court
Johnson moves up the middle![/size]

[size=100] Passes the ball to Dick
Dicks on the inside!![/size]

[size=150]Fakes to the left
moves to the basket!!! [/size]

[size=200] He scores!!![/size]

ssshhhhh…not too loud.

I hear sour horns.

:confused:

Oops.

I don’t. You’re awesome.

Bizarrely enough, the imposter ‘Impenitant’ has the same IP as yromemtnatsisrep. Everything alright mate?

  • ben

Something about that first post made me think Imp wouldn’t have written it. He never complains that philosophy is dead, he just gets on with using it as another excuse to make jokes and defend his nuke fetishism…