Thought this was both apt and humerous, so thought I’d share.
Penis envy, Cheegster? 
Hahaha, well nobody’s is perfect.
Are you female?
No, I’m a manly man-man.
You should probably take out that “manly” bit. 
How very dare you young lady!
How very dare I? What does that mean?
Just an emphasis on the ‘how dare’ - not sure where I got it from to be honest.
You’re a silly little man. 