LOL another good one!
Darwinian?
christian?
That reminds me of the student who got the highest mark on a philosophy test whose sole question was, Why?
His answer was "Why not?’
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The rape gag, whilst a gag, is more of an observation about the Christian concept of forgiveness. In particular, how you can in principle get away with anything, if you repent afterwards.
Something must be wrong with me I found all the jokes rather funny. For the record I find humor in many things anyway… yep must be drain bramage.
Litenin - I don’t much like jokes, don’t think most of them are very funny (although I liked xcz’s), and don’t usually remember them.
Now come on folks, I didn’t make this post to cause consternation. I’ve seen people here having fun with posts. So lighten up! Laughter is one of the few free things we can enjoy.
Faust, I’ve seen you and smears going at it, so I know you like to have fun on this board. So, why not at least venture into the net to cut and paste one here anyway. After all…jokes are mostly recyclable. 
Two cannibals are snacking down on Bozo the clown when one says to the other “Hey - does this taste funny to you…?”
Heheh…an oldie but a goody.
Okay, here are some religious jokes. I hope they amuse.
A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. “What denomination?” asked the clerk. “Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?” said the woman. “Well, give me 50 Catholic and 50 Baptist ones.”
Rumor has it Billy Graham Ministries is starting up a Emotional Support Group for middle aged men experiencing hair loss. Apparently they close every meeting with the benediction, “Go, and thin no more!”
They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.
Good King Wenceslas went out to the pizza parlour and ordered a pizza. The assistant asked, “Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?”
A vicar was talking to one of his parishioners. He said “When you get to my age you spend a lot more time thinking about the hereafter.” “Why do you say that”, enquires the parishioner. The vicar replies “Well, I often find myself going into a room and thinking what did I come in hear after.”
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
-10. One to actually change the bulb, and 9 to say how much they like the old one
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
-Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites
How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
-Well, it should require about five committees to review the idea first. If each is staffed with half a dozen members, that’s what … 30?
Once there was a guy named Joe. One day he died and found himself standing in front of the pearly gates.
St. Peter: “Joe, if you can answer one question, I’ll let you into heaven.” Joe: “sounds easy enough.”
St. Peter: “O.K., who is with you always?” Joe: “Oh, that’s easy: Andy!”
St. Peter: “Andy?” Joe: “Yeah, haven’t you heard that hymn, ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me?'”
The Top 10 Things People Think About While Singing a Hymn
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The pot roast.
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What does pastor wear under robes?
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Will the person behind me ever hit the right note?
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90 minutes till kickoff.
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Did I turn off the curling iron?
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The likelihood of the ceiling fan falling and hitting me on the head.
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How many people have lost more hair than I have?
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How would the hymn sound if Metallica played it?
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Are there doughnuts at fellowship?
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How many more verses?
2 cannibals are eating. One says, “I don’t like my mother in law.” The other replies, “Try the potatoes.”
Guy says to his doctor, “Doctor, I’m shrinking.” Doctor responds, “You’ll just have to be a little patient.”
LOL! I feel so bad, but that was out and out funny!
XZC these are great contributions. 
They are very funny…heh
Man goes into a psychiatrist office.
Psychiatrist says, " You’re crazy."
Man says, " I want a second opinion."
Psychiatrist says, " Okay, you’re ugly too."
Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next Day he drove up and said, “Sorry, Son, but I have some bad news, The horse died.”
Chuck replied, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Chuck said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”
Chuck said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”
Chuck said, “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, “What happened With that dead horse?”
Chuck said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a Piece and made a net profit of $898.00.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Chuck said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.”
Chuck grew up and now works for the government.