Rhyme or Reason?

Philosophers famous for using their eyes
To tell them the diff’rence between truth and lies
Will tell you to sharpen your reason with vision
To get where they’re at - to rise where they’ve risen

But some will say that it’s not vision so much
As the skill to philosophise as if by touch
That has given them truth, that has brought them the light
As if thinking is really some kind of a fight

And still others will swear that their ears are the key
As they listen intently to ev’ry decree
For the chorus they hear is a wonderful song
It’s a symphony playing that cannot be wrong

Yet there’s also the type who will point out with haste
That philosophy’s merely a matter of taste
We are all just as smart and it’s really quite fine
That we all know enough - we cannot draw a line

But when all’s said and done, as we look o’er the field
To see all of the fruits that our thinking might yield
While we’ll always find thorns as we search for the rose
The most sense we can make, we can make by our nose

Copywright, patent pending, and if you use this for a greeting card I’ll find you, Faust D. Fiore 200-sixer

Should anyone wish to respond, I respectfully request they do so in rhyme. Just for shits and giggles.

fausty:

fantastic! superb! amazing! stupendous!
than your regular posts, by far less horrendous!

:wink:

cheers to my friends,
though the glasses are empty,
here’s to the beers,
drunken by gemty

Finnish dogs used in German bear hunt
Indian state calls Da Vinci Code ‘affront’
Mark Webber riled by Schumacher shunt
Guantanamo suicides labelled ‘PR Stunt’

(from a poem I’m constructing that is entirely composed of BBC news headlines)

Well done, well said, well placed in the head!
Without any thought we’d be better off dead!

Philosophy is the great building surveyor
Checking foundations layer upon layer…

:smiley:

Thought my rhyme would take a lickin’
What’s the matter, you folks chicken?
Gemty had a rhymin’ spree
Even took a shot at me

When I thought there’d be no more
In came someone’s-at-the-door
Gave us all a chance to see
Some headlines from the BBC

Then came Colin with his sign
Gave us all a pretty line
What’s the matter boys and girls?
Why not give this thing a whirl?

I know it’s geeky, dumb and trite
It’s cheesy, corny - but take a bite
If you do I think you’ll see
That you can do some poetry

Stop me, stop me, someone please!
Save me from these miseries!
If I do write another poem
They’ll come and put me in a home!

All you see is furtive motive
Yet all they are is passive aggressive

They find themselves ripe
With all things tripe
Is this a crime?
Maybe another time

Perhaps a time to learn
Nope, your brain they burn
Everyone takes a turn

No rhyme or reason
Just that time of the season
For pensive motive
Did I mention furtive?
My intention not festive?
Ah, perhaps not a time to be creative
Nay, only a time to be reactive

No rhymes no reasons
Just times and seasons

Align a sign to find a mind
Just never mind if it’s all a grind

A time to be patient
I don’t want to be ancient

Must one carry a gun
To tarry in fun
Curry spilled in pants as pun
To feel lighter is i run

Neither rhyme nor reason
Just prime for preason

Is that the sound of minds shattering?
Should i find myself scattering?

A philosophers stone?
Or a poser’s clone?
This i should leave alone
For this, one is prone
So one remains a drone

No rhyme or reason
Just crime and treason

For a moment, let’s lean
Perhaps we might glean

Philosopher please
Don’t be such a tease

We fish and bait
And lay in wait

Am i a glut for pain?
Nah, i just like summer rain

Ooh, is that a thunderbolt?
Nah, just a thundering colt

To what does this amount?
Just another post count

That’s just cool
I don’t feel like a tool

Poetry’s a game for fools
Who never seem to get the rules
Rambunctious spirits hip and trendy
Try make the lines so bendy

Everyday events quite unfurled
nonsense enough to drown the world.
With wet and slippery hot-cross tongues
hoping to reach higher Eng.Lit. rungs

Alas for no one has the power
To make brilliance spark and flower
Touch the guts of soullost men
Bleeding now to vivify them

Cleverest are those who hide
Keeping their nightmares bound and tried
with juries monotonous and anointed
by calamitous children hip is voided

Exotic lives a vile toxin
All the classics now are boxed in
Barnes&Nobel covers, thin and gummy
Won’t you rub the Buddha’s tummy

Salvation free now with a box-top
Commodities are where it locks-up
All for a price, most loyal Mammon
Don’t you want to get your game-on?

Seductions for the loyal viewer
Dude, you know that you would do her
Perfectly, and for a price
Try your luck, but eh, no dice

Echoes of a lonely Sunday
Flatter and make guilt a payday
Rack um up, keep words a spinnin
Then you know you’ll get the whimin

Cult’s of personality a go-go
How could you even think to say no?
Ride the carpet, magic tingle
Vibrating medulla, gotcha bingo

Exposed eyelid
Hope for many kids
Light’s a fire
With ticking wire

Electrons fuse in noontime slumber
Melting grated ego blunder
All for you done, while palpitations
Promise me to the feed the nations

Raging from a fiery fjord
I scream an offkey fnord
Sunlight crack a holy argot
Shatters beams and one forget-me-not

Calamity a wasted fountain
Ponce, buried, the head you mount on
Ride the pretty, drink the grain
Never let them hold the rain

Crying, stumbling, speaking rooting
Living, dying speaking shooting
No remainder, good and plenty
Crush the simple urban gentry

Rave and single doubt no barren
Lift the share and don’t stop starin
Stub me forward, weak and losing
All the mistakes you’ve been choosing

Racking breath, throw off, rebirth
Phantoms of a forgotten earth
Tearstained fingers, to the sky
Remember when you used to fly?

roses are red, violets are blue,
another poem by fausty and I might spew.

Thank you, thank you, gentle men
For taking up your cyberpen
To write these rhymes for all to see
In Mundane Babble, at ILP

You can’t take life too seriously
You can’t take life too seriously
You can’t take life too seriously…(fade)

Easy big bear
Here have a Pear
Then go grow a pair
'Cause it’s only fair

A biscuit
A triscuit
Oh, no, wait a minute
Just hold on a minute

That’s not how it goes
Let’s not be foes
Would you like some hoes?
To garden in your toes?

To dance a jig
As you simply dig
Can you dig?
Is that a Pig?

Still having fits
When your mouth spits
Spice up your reasoning
With just a little seasoning

Retract your claws
I see no flaws
Just bring your hammer
And see me stammer

Search the mind
Please be kind
For there it sits
Just where it fits

Little boy drummer
Little mind strummer
throw a dog a bone
'Fore the mind is gone

Forefront with the nose
Just watch that hose
Many questions will you pose
To stand just a little close

Ah, the mind froze
When i had a dose
What sweet prose
May i pick your nose?

Tail pipes to the brain
Tunnels for the train
A taste as i peel
Pain you’ll not feel

Maybe i’m a …
Or maybe i’m sick
Life is just a …
So i’ll go dig a ditch

There kids here for crying outloud
For this here i’m not proud
Off to get my special fixes
From a can of spatial mixes

Mushy poetic clown
Oh don’t get a frown
Let it be a crown
And not a place to drown

Who’s your perennial daddy
Oh celestial nanny
Let’s spank the fanny
Just don’t wake granny

Oh, but seriously
Let’s dance deliriously
And grin nefariously
As we fall perilously

Scratching this itch
Need to find an off switch
Hope to stop this twitch
If only for an inch