LOL.
I’m watching this reality show on Netflix where there is this elite squad of cops that set out to capture hijackers/car thiefs. A lot of times they catch the crooks with ‘decoy cars’. This means they put a car in a high theft area, rigged like a cage and with a camera, stake it out hardcore. They fish. They catch a lot of fish.
You hear all the bullshit they try to say to explain why they are in the car when we know what really occurred.
If it were me and I had no idea and they told me what just happened I would be like
“Oh my god man that’s like so weird, cause I parked MY car right there with the keys in it man this is my car! Oh shit!? You know what HAPPENED!? I bet some otha muthafucka took MY CAR then ya’ll came up in here & parked this CAR that was like, IDENTICAL to mine. Oh wow this is all such a terrible misunderstanding! I just got that car too man, oh wow, I guess we need to find the REAL thief!”
Obviously its not gonna work but I wanna hear one of these guys try it. So funny, honestly I think these guys deserve to get tricked, fuckin assholes.