Do you want to know what school is like
in heaven?
They teach you how to be happy and
that’s all.
Soon as they get you through
gateway
they start you off with
two plus two.
And from there they take you
backwards
to everything you
always knew.
Do you wanna go?
Do ya?
They teach the boys how to say and mean
“I love you.”
They teach the girls how to say and mean
“I love me.”
And not just how to order pizza,
but how to order pizza well,
and if you give a brilliant blowjob
You bring it in for show and tell.
Love! Sex! Health! Food! Music!
I don’t want to play the fool again
tomorrow.
I don’t want to sit and watch the clock
all day.
Some day there will not be
a teacher
telling me my heart is
wrong.
And though I know it’s going to
happen,
I think it’s taking
much
too
long.
Do you wanna go?
Do ya?
Do ya?!
Love!!! Sex!!! Health!!! Food!!! Music!!!