So i was talking to my friend Aaron about serial killers, and all of a sudden he turned towards me and asked in a concerned way “Are you one?”… I thought to myself “shit!”, he must be picking up on some vibes, the look in his eye was like he was aware of something…so then i just laughed and said something like “don’t be silly, i was just making conversation”…then i immediately changed the subject, he was kinda quiet all day after that…
It tends to make me think there must be something strange about, at least, one of you. In the interests of tact, I’m going to say that it’s probably Aaron.
he is actually strange, but it’s a unique kind of strangeness, bit of an outcast, super passive though.
Maybe that’s why he is concerned that you may be a serial killer. He’s probably worried that if you try to murder him, he won’t put up any resistance.
I would never do such a thing to him, he’s too endearing, and i’m emotionally attached, so he need not to be concerned.
It wouldn’t do any harm to reassure him of that. Tell him you would never murder a friend.
That would just make me look questionable
As you’ve more or less implied, Aaron already thinks you look questionable.
then why would i reinforce it? go for the good ole honesty route and hope the best? …not going to do it…it’s best to just leave it alone
You are probably right. Just try to behave as normally as you can when Aaron is around.
lets all join hands and come together to worship the one true god where we may find happiness and joy, love each other until we eventually find our home.
Sorry, I’ve got a previous engagement but I’ll be there in spirit.
For some reason I picture Mannequin in my head as an English serial killer held up in London somewhere proned to genitalia mutilation of men and women…
Your real name wouldn’t happen to be Aaron, would it?
Haha
No, it is not. My first name isn’t that old testament.
I didn’t think it would be, it was just a long shot.