why do i know so many of them? i’m honestly not sure. i’m not sexist and no, to the feminists, i’m pretty sure i’m not even SUBCONSCIOUSLY sexist. but still.
“Why don’t women ski?”
“Because there’s no snow in between the bedroom and the kitchen!”
i’ve got a million of 'em. and i have NO IDEA why. i know a lot of gay jokes, racist jokes, catholic jokes, and i have nothing against any of these groups. (or for that matter, really anyone except generally stupid people. i don’t really hate anybody. so why do i know how to make fun of all of them?)
They are simply funny! That you may be able to find jokes about all types funny indicates, at least to me, that you have sense of humor and few sensitive spots.
I am a lawyer, and I, and every lawyer I know, loves (or at least professes to love) lawyer jokes. That’s not saying much. A lawyer will laugh at a racist joke one minute, then walk into court the next, and argue vehemently that his client was treated in a discriminatory manner based on his race. Appears hypocritical. And it might be. But one can laugh at stereotypcial humor and still take an individual’s life very seriously.
I do it all the time. I love fag jokes, and several of my friends are fags. I just try to make sure that I won’t personally insult them by anything I say - that’s the best I can do. I fail sometimes. I apologize.
Maybe I shouldn’t - it isn’t like everything that comes out their mouths is acceptable to me. Fags can be obnoxiously boisterous.
yeah, i’ve met a few gay people (and work with one) who can be… morning people at all times of the day. i can’t describe it differently. in the same way morning people are annoying, i guess is what i mean.
but that’s the only explanation i had is that they’re funny, which is why i commonly get the comment that “i am subconsciously discriminatory” or whatever. that’s the nicest i’ve ever heard it put anyway.
and faust, i’ll pm some to you. funny though they are i don’t like telling them in public (and this counts as such.)
People are stupid. You’re a good person, and no more a racist than most people here. Truth is, we may all be racists and homophobes. It’s not the worst thing in the world. Enjoy the jokes and enjoy life - fuck the oversensitive assholes!
A joke is a joke 99% are not meant to cause pain and I find them funny too so hey if you are bad then so am I. I get Irish jokes poked at me. So my reply is a truly heartfelt laugh because they are funny and I generally say Hey! I resemble that remark/joke! Heck and I am only a bit Irish I just look total Irish.
What is a 7 course meal to an Irishman ? A 6 pack and a potato
Paddy was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a bit on
the warm side, the wake was held down to only two days, so his mortal
remains wouldn’t take a bad turn. At last his friends laid him in the
box, nailed it shut & started down the hill into the churchyard. As it
was a long, sloping path and the mourners were appropriately tipsy, one
fellow lurched into the gatepost as they entered the graveyard. Suddenly
a loud knocking came from in the box. Paddy was alive! They opened the
box up and he sat up, wide eyed, and they all said, Sure, it’s a miracle
of God! All rejoiced & they went back and had a few more drinks but
later that day, the poor lad died. Really died. Stone cold dead. They
bundled him back into his box, and as they huffed and puffed down the
hill the next morning, the priest said, “Careful now, boys; mind ye
don’t bump the gatepost again”
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that,
in your religion, you’re not supposed to eat pork…Have you actually ever
tasted it?
The Rabbi said, “I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion.”
Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, “Your religion,
too…I know you’re suposed to be celibate. But…”
The priest replied, “Yes, I know what you’re going to ask. I have succumbed
once or twice.”
There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he
was reading and said, “Better than pork, isn’t it?”
now here’s another question about sexist jokes… i’ve never heard any about men! i’m SURE they exist and i feel the need to introduce diversity in my own thread so whatever it is, whether women are just more afraid to tell them in public or they are less rude or whatever, STOP IT. Bessy, Kriswest, even SHE[size=59]tm[/size], (if you’re out there reading), as long as they’re funny i want to hear them.
Are we not in a joke thread?