shaggy dog

One day a man was looking for a new pet, so he went to the pet store and asked the owner if he had a dog. The owner showed him a few dogs, but the man wasn’t interested. Suddenly the pet store owner had a thought.
:“I know just the dog for you,” he said, and went to the last kennel in the row. “Isn’t that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?” he asked.
:“Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!” said the man. “I should take it to show my wife!” he went on, “I’ll buy him.”
:The man bought the dog and took it home to his wife.
:“I bought a dog today,” he said. “Isn’t that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?” he asked.
:“Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!” said his wife. “You should take it to show the minister!”
:“You’re right,” said the man, and he took the dog to see the minister.
:“I bought a dog today,” he said. “Isn’t that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?” he asked.
:“Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!” said the minister. “You should take it to show the mayor!”
:“You’re right,” said the man, and he took the dog to see the mayor.
:“I bought a dog today,” he said. “Isn’t that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?” he asked.
:“Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!” said the mayor. “You should take it to show the governor-general!”
:“You’re right,” said the man, and he took the dog to see the governor-general.
:“I bought a dog today,” he said. “Isn’t that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?” he asked.
:“Why yes, that is the shaggiest dog I ever saw!” said the governor-general. “You should take it to show the Queen!”
:“You’re right,” said the man, and he took the dog to see the Queen.
:“I bought a dog today,” he said. “Isn’t that the shaggiest dog you ever saw?” he asked.
:“No,” said the Queen.

? :wink:

i laughed. :smiley:

it was so… anticlimactic.

its vcalled anti humor

That seems to be the correct name for it.

Can’t wait for the HBO special.