I mean, 160,000 people die every day from non-firework related accidents, and one guy got his leg blown off by an unknown substance, possibly derived from a firework, and he will live.
I think the math adds up, fireworks needs banned.
Also, should we also ban dicks and balls, and give them to the government on a silver platter?
Someone got raped the other day, and we need preemptive measures.
Here’s what Stephanie has to say on this critical issue of our times.
Yes. I think a sensible compromise is allowed quantity of purchases. Different species deserve peace.
Couldn’t agree more.
By banning fireworks, we will usher in a new era of world peace and human safety. All wars on the planet will cease, as well as habitat destruction, pollution, poverty, suicide and endangerment of species. Peace and unending happiness will ensue.
You trying to take away our American right to the freedom to use fireworks just because dumb people blow their eyes out and children lost a finger every now and then? You some kind of commie?
Banning fireworks is as equally important as not banning fireworks (whatever path of righteousness we take is fine with me).
Silly american, rights are neither for adults or kids.
Now hand us the fireworks and go to your room. Your country is not having you throw a tantrum.
Not happening.
Obey a’murica.