I give up all the people around me just think that God bats for the other team, I can’t seem to convince them that he doesn’t, for example they claim Mary’s immaculate conception only happened because God wanted a child but didn’t want to go through the ordeal of sex. So is God a GAY?
calrid —god is not gay…god is god…god is a MYSTERY…
Prove it?
Riddle me this Batman, has God ever had a sexual relation with a woman.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
no one can either prove or disprove these assertions…i am not one the rug rats…
Yeah but come on how long has he been around? 6000 years, even God must get lonely? The only question is when he does decide to party who does he like to get with?
Mother Nature?
Could quite as easily be The Pope.
Pope guy who looks like Satan Ratzenburger: God has told me he likes a lay in on Sundays
Cardinal with a silly hat: How do you know
Pope dude: Dogma is infallible, and I am sleeping with him
It could happen…?
In my idea of God I don’t know. Has/Does God have sex.
On one had yes.
On the other hand no.
On the other hand sort of?
On the other hand, not in the sense you may be thinking of.
And on the third hand–wait a minute–let me get it out of my purse–There it is–just a minute while I attach it–
You’re being silly. 
as Monty Python is silly–and I love Monty Python!
It gets too abstract to think that Jesus knew all there is to know about being human without experiencing sex. But, by that token, he would have had to experience murder also, hence the paradox. I think he had sex with Mary of Magdala and that it was a loving act, mutually enjoyed.
I think he had sex with the apostles. It was a loving orgy, enjoyed by all.
God is all-loving, which probably makes him bisexual
Hmm dogmatically that makes no sense, it does depend on whether we are talking about Karitas, the love of all mankind aka charity and eros the love of a sexual individual. God I think could love everyone in a platonic (I realise the irony of that term) sense but still only love the male or female form in an erotic sense.
I don’t get it.
Plato was gay, and he certainly didn’t love his students in a purely platonic sense as far as we know. He was one to ascribe love of females as a lesser form of love, than that between two men. Hence platonic being a rather ironic term for a relationship that was solely about love without sex, friendship.
Turtle,
If God is a mystery, why have so many throughout history told us what God believes and is? Is everybody wrong as Eckhart might say? Yet there are those who will tell you what God had for breakfast and behind which star he takes a crap. Why would he be disgusted by human sexuality in all of its many expressions since he made it so!
He’s asexual like angels maybe? he made it because mankind needed to evolve, but it was purely in a practical sense. 
Not disgusted just absolutely disinterested.
ierrelus—maybe we like it both ways… that is to say a mystery and someone just like me that protects…depends on the time of the month…
The OT God was fond of saying to the Isrealites, "You fornicators (fuckers), your stench has reached my nostrils!!!
Er no, I don’t think you have quite understood the passages where God talks against fornication.