Solve Dan's riddles:

:smiley: I’m not serious Ben. (I’m just really, really hurt… :^o )

Hi NoleyG: I’m not much of a beer drinker so I wasn’t talking about personal favourites Ć¢ā‚¬ā€œ I was talking about how the brands have moved across state lines (which is only a few decades old) and how they are marketed. (OK I might have been a bit harsh about XXXX Ć¢ā‚¬ā€œ your local brew)

Personally, I like the crisp, cold taste of VB, particularly at a barbie (with food). It’s a ā€˜bitter’ style of beer, so its not suitable to all tastes, all the time. It is, however, the the top seller in the country (25%) and the number one in 4 states whereas XXXX only does well in its home state of Qld. That may tell you something. If a dog eats its own vomit, does that mean it’s good? :wink:

km2_33

Heh heh, maybe. Or i’ll just consider that Queenslanders have better tastes then their southern counterparts :wink:

The dog probably realises that even its own vomit tastes better than VB :wink:

Ugg
he would say
as he pissed
the day
away.
Slowly I slide my
latex encased finger
up his anus
and let it linger

WHAT’S MY NAME?

You know those times when you’re cooking something and the telephone rings, and it’s your gay mate who’s all in a tizz, cos some nasty intellectual types are calling him immoral, and you’ve got to go rescue his ass…? Then you get back to the kitchen, sweaty and tired form all that anti-queer-bashing, to find a horrible black lump where your would-be pie and chips was going to be…?

That’s how I feel; sorry Km2_33, I suck, I smell of wee etc. :blush:

GCT: Eugh. I don’t know who it is, but whoever it is I do so hope they have a sense of humour…

[size=75]It’s not me is it…?[/size]

:astonished: [size=84](I hope it’s littel Tabs wee and not his own?)[/size]

Gate: IS IT PSYQUE? (aka Dr Anus)

What the hell? That’s shit, lol.

Here is a question:
What has 4 legs and 2 feet?

ā€˜Concern’ can shorten your life sometimes.
[* Drinks can of lighter fluid *]
Does anybody got a smoke?

The answer is prostate exam

Doh! I felt it had something to do with doctors and anuses. I just couldn’t put my finger on it. :astonished:

If that was a shot at my latest question then it was a miss.
Can anyone guess what has 4 legs and 2 feet?

Someone sitting down?