A detective is searching for a serial killer who has sent him a letter saying that he will be at a university campus pub for his next hit.
he then gave this clue:
–Mc
OOOO
can you help the detective in finding this person?
(please ignore the two “–” marks before the Mc, as i needed to center the Mc)
4 rows
the killer intends the hit in the 4th row?
He’s a DJ
He’s a crippled Scottish Guy in an all-terrain wheelchair.
his name is McO’ooo
The bartender
His name is McO’ooo he is a DJ, he is Scottish and crippled in an all terrain wheel chair, who also happens to be the exbartender. He will be waiting in the 4th row to throw a bottle of broken scotch at the next Karaoke singer who took his DJ job just because noone could understand him due to his thick accent and he couldn’t see over the bar anymore.
He told the detective the clue because he feels guilty for having killed Cap’n Crunch, Pebbles, Lucky Charm, Trix the rabbit, and the others.
He wants to confess that he did it because he keeps hearing Quaker in his mind saying"eat only me" and “The others are bad for you, you must get rid of them”
lol close guys, but not close enough, it actually means that he’s going to have a “Scotch on the rocks” lol get it? Since it’s a Uni pub, he would probably be the only person drinking it. 
I hate you 
Since it’s a Uni pub
Uni - this particular phrase is already occupied… k?
Yes, in English it refers to Universities…
Und auf deutsch.
in English it refers to Universities
No no no, you don’t get it: did I seem like to give a damn about its occupation in English or German?
In Uniqorish, alternatively Uniqoresque, or Uniqoranese, Uni mean Uniqor. Untill I decide to change its meaning. For now, anybody who uses the phrase Uni, gets my response whether she likes it or not.
You call Zeus, Zeus befalls. Simple as that.
I once pissed on the side of a uni…
Here I thought Uni meant one style fits all as in clothes or a unibathroom, or one wheel as in unicycle. Gosh the things you learn here.
I once pissed on the side of a uni…
Oh? Which one?
I think what SIATD meant to say was “I once pissed my pants when I stood beside Uniqor.”
I’m not sure if that’s the case. someoneisatthedoor has been generally admiring me, untill I wrote my symbolical story for Mastriani on an imaginary gentlmen’s club called “Wolfgang”. Now he’s hitting back… I think this might inspire me to submit yet another imaginary piece about someone who pisses on the walls of universities, for the proposed writting competition.
detrop, have you been admiring me lately?
You know the story. From your days as the Pure Reasonist, who was hesitant to announce her gender from her very first post, who mocked Abgrund upon his departure, who roamed Europe looking for a room to rent with the law at her heels, who found Nietzsche and was born again, who has grown more in two years than half the population if ILP combined, who plays Bach on the piano, and who has called me “brother 'trop.”
Um, no, I do not admire you because when you tell me to fuck off, I will be shattered:
Put down the whip, sweetheart, you will never beat me.