Lipstick : Pig :: Lipstick : Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin : National Government :: Ben Stein : Science
Sarah Palin : Foreign Policy Experience :: wait… she has none.
Russia : Close proximity to Alaska :: No one gives a : fuck
The promise of “change” : repetitive and annoying :: The promise of “change” : repetitive and annoying
John Mccain : Kang :: Sarah Palin : Kodos
Barack Obama : the better candidate :: 2+2 : 4
Analogies : fun :: Making fun of the Mccain/Palin campaign : easy
A baby : Bristol Palin’s womb :: a foot : Sarah Palin’s mouth
Evolutionary Theory : The origin of life :: Music Theory : the physical origin of each instrument in an orchestra :: Graphic Design : the origin of the circle :: you’re doing it : wrong
Barack Obama : Muslim :: Tom Cruise : Sane human being