. . . while on the toliet.
Just don’t get carried away with those ideas and forget to wipe. 
I read the entire oxford dictionary of philosophy while shitting. Just a little at a time. It was totally worth it.
Did you ever forget to wipe? I’m talking like having some epiphany and just pulling your pants up early.
Nah. I always use baby wipes after I wipe…and I look forward to it because of the feeling of freshness that it brings, so I never forget to wipe.