Andthekeybetweenmy"f"and"h"keys,oddamnit.
That sounds sad mate. Did you misplace it somewhere?
oddamnit,Isaidsomeonehadoneanddonetookenthem.
It’snotasifIoanddisconnectmyoddforskenkeysfornooddamnreason,ivemeabreak.
Someoonappledthem,oddamnit.
TheyappledkeysfrommyoreousneweronomickeyboardthatIjustotamonotheroods
withtherandihadottenasaiftfromaoodfriend.
Ifyoucan’tthinkofsomereasonwhysomeoatshitfoolwouldoandappelmykeys,
thenoandetone.
You’re not making any sense at all. Why would somebody steal your space key?
Are you hallucinating and tripping balls currently? Are you experimenting with LSD?
amnitamnitamnit.Iturnmybacktoetsomethinforoneseconan,theystolemykey,
mykey,mykey,oamnit,theyonestolethekeybetweenthe"S"an""F"keys.
I’mnotinaoomoorightnow.oamnit!
This could be like a game of charades. 
Let’s see here. Is it big, tall, and wears a hat?
You can replace the missing keys with ones that are rarely if ever used . Have had to do that myself. Or go to a pawn or thrift store and get a new board for a few bucks. You might need to find a driver for it or just use the keys as spares.
You can also buy one of those voice recognition programs. 
Of course, it costs a bit more, but you’re not a cheapo, are you?
Yes.
ROFL then just borrow keys you dont use from the other part of your keyboard.
If it’s an egonomic keyboard he probably can’t just replace one key with another since they are different shapes.
Another option is to use copy and paste - at least for the space bar. Just Ctrl^V each time you need to do a space after copying one - would make it a lot more readable at least. Or just keep your keyboard more safe.
Most probably he is working towards some imaginative analogy for losing “god” in his life.
o,oh,o,wherehaveyouone?Imisshavinoinmylife,itisemptylikethespacesbetweenmywords,
butlivinwithoutoisfreein and gives me space and options I never had be…fore! It’s a miracle, I only need to use a screwdriver to type in the blanks!
I would, but someone also stole my tools from my tool box, only leaving my screw driver. I suppose there was symbolism there…
Flathead or phillips? Depending on the size of a phillips it will work, darn near any flat head will work. You just need to pry up the key gently then place it where you need it. Heck a butter or steak knife will work. Just pry one side then the other in gentle short increments.
That’s confusing Kris. I actually do suspect the thief has a flathead, but are Flatheads and Phillips some kind of cult?
Are you suggesting I pull off some keys and set them somewhere as bate? I assure you I wouldn’t use a knife, in fact I think it’s more likely a prank than anything…
O.k.