spastic colon
will not sit at peace
what have you been eating…
you are a repository
to all manner
of free radicals
full of shit…
You Boy
need serious
Cleansing!
Did you have a curry last night or something?
Haha! I was waiting for a reply like that.
I did not have a curry…but it sure felt like it!
I’m terrible. This is shameless. I really should stop writing about the most intimate of body functions. I am so uncivilised. Please forgive my indiscretion.