Calvin: A bushel is a unit of weight equal to four pecks? What’s a peck?
Hobbes: A quick smooch.
Calvin: You know, I don’t understand math at all.
Calvin: I’ve been thinking, Hobbes.
Hobbes: On a weekend?
Calvin: Well, it wasn’t on purpose…
Calvin: This one’s tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen…
many more here:
generationterrorists.com/quo … obbes.html
-Imp
You have good taste in comic strips, Imp.
This is my first stop every morning:
They’re coming out with a Complete Calvin and Hobbes box set later this year. I’m so pumped.
C: You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
H: What mood is that?
C: Last-minute panic.
C: I’m being educated against my will! My rights are being trampled!
H: Is it a right to remain ignorant?
C: I don’t know, but I refuse to find out!
If ignorance is bliss, this lesson would appear to be a deliberate attempt to deprive me of happiness, the pursuit of which is my unalienable right according to the Declaration of Independence. I therefore assert my patriotic prerogative to not know this material. I’ll be out in the playground.
There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It’s like saying I don’t deserve it!
and see my signature.
My all-time favorite:
C: Know what I pray for?
H: What?
C: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
H: You should lead an interesting life.
C: Oh, I already do!
JT
Sitting at the curb behind a cardboard box with a sign that reads: “Swift kicks in the butt - $1”
H: How’s business?
C: Terrible.
H: (Rolling his eyes) That’s hard to believe.
C: Yeah, I know. Everybody I know needs what I’m selling.
[quote=“Impenitent”]
Calvin: A bushel is a unit of weight equal to four pecks? What’s a peck?
Hobbes: A quick smooch.
Calvin: You know, I don’t understand math at all.
Calvin: I’ve been thinking, Hobbes.
Hobbes: On a weekend?
Calvin: Well, it wasn’t on purpose…
Calvin: This one’s tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen…
many more here:
generationterrorists.com/quo … obbes.html
-Imp[/quote
My dearest Impenitent,
I have found you at last! I haven’t read your posts here yet, but be sure that ALL naughty-naughty points will carry over to this forum.
I’ve had some serious health issues that have been wonderfully resolved so I’m back to keep a watchful eye on you (actually I’ve been busier than I ever wanted to be).
It appears that one is able to post privately here and I look forward to perhaps getting to know you, should that be possible.
Mundane babble. The perfect place for my idiocy.
Talk to you soon,
facts