So anyway, you find in your attic your highschool sweetheart, whom you haven’t seen for years, dead and wearing a wedding dress. What do you do?
First thing, I’d probably post a message about it on ILP!
I’ve been so lonely for so long and created an entire internet based life that I no longer connect authentically with life outside of my bedroom. (This was probably why I murdered my sweeheart in the first place).
Then, I’d deal with hiding the body…take it to some field and pour some acid that will help the body decompose quickly and without detection later.
How rotted is the corpse? If it looks okay, shag it; if not, drive it to an un-farmed field in the middle of the night and bury it there.
Flog the dress on eBay.