So this just came to me. Can you make it better?…
Why did the spider contact the psychologist?
Because he was hanging on by a thread.
I googled it and it’s original. Maybe that’s a good thing. Maybe that’s a bad thing. Maybe you can make it better?
He just wanted to contact the psychologist to gaslight him. He just wanted to say, “Hanging on by a thread ain’t nothing! I do that all day erryday because I want to! Nobody needs you!”
Ichthus77 wrote:
So this just came to me. Can you make it better?…
Yeah, by not telling it.
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He says to the psychologist, “I had a terrible dream.”
“There’s a pill for that,” promotes the psychologist.
“But don’t you wanna hear my dream?” barks the spider…
Bored, and curiosity piqued by the spider’s snark, the psychologist relents. “Very well. Tell me your dream,” she states with clinical distance.
The spider fills his respiratory organs full of breath. “Ok. Here goes.”
“The Huntsman, the Big Bad Wolf, and the Handsome Prince walk into a bar called Grandma‘s Haus, a brick brewhouse operated by the Three Little Pigs.
“Little Red Riding Hood, a princess on the witness protection program, and an orphan girl abandoned when one of her parents remarried …walk into the same bar.
“The bartender says, ‘Welcome to the Alano Club!’ and all six of them say, ‘What? We thought this was Grandma‘s Haus!’ Then a whole bunch of army toy soldiers rappel in on a barrel of monkeys and arrest all of them because Epstein didn’t kill himself.”
The psychologist, eyebrow raised, responds in monotone, “Unfortunately, this pill isn’t going to help your sense of humor.“
The spider looks at the psychologist with amusement because the psychologist is talking to a spider.