Sooooo… what’re y’all talking about in there, hmmmm??? hehe
You Somenewname. We’re talking about you.
A
and walking sticks of course…
-Imp
Yuk-yuk-yuk
And separating the wheat… Oh damn, that’s chaff isn’t it, oh well.
Tab,
You always miss by just a little bit. We aren’t removing chaff, we’re removing chafing… 
JT
whisper
what’s that? you didn’t hear me? I’ll say it louder…
[size=150]whisper[/size]
hear me that time? ok, good…
Let’s play Blue’s Clues… walking sticks, and chafing… walking sticks and chafing… walking sticks and chafing…
Are certain ILP staffers going to go on a hike?
Maybe we should wait for the third clue…
OK. Third clue: corduroy…
JT
well, that’s a weird coincidence… looks for hidden cameras
but what /color/ are they?
walking sticks which squirt ointment which relieves chafing from hiking while wearing corduroys… ok… now I see the point in hiding all that conversation… you don’t want anyone to steal your product idea…
Actually, Imp led you astray with the first clue. It isn’t walking sticks, but you did get the lubricant part right. We’re working on a much-needed product for computer users. No more clues, but think about using your computer and consider the chafing points… I’m sure you can figure it out from there.
JT
Hmmm…
well I figured Imp was just jokin’… staff… walking sticks… staff… walking sticks… funny.
Computer use doesn’t really cause chafing for me. I have this one rough spot on my right thumb from striking my cigarette lighter… but… that’s it.
By the way, I thought it was kinda screwed up to ban Iron Dog, if the rumors I ran across were true. He wasn’t causing any chafing as far as I observed. But, maybe I wasn’t paying enough attention, as I hardly ever go into the Religion forum.
If none of that sounds like I’ve figured out what you think I’m s’posed to be able to figure it, it’s 'cause… I have no idea what you’re talking about.
They actually banned a member?! That doesn’t happen often, does it? I didn’t notice anything offensive to Iron Dog’s presentation – at least not any more than many others’ starting posts. Is that why I don’t see Future Man anymore? He was more offensive than Iron Dog. (To my sensabilities, at least.)
my real name
Always believe rumours. 
It just seems like a bunch o’ hooplah to me. What’s the pay-off?
I CAN NOW REVEAL THAT IN THE STAFF DISCUSSION FORUM WE TALK ABOUT…
…oh look…a penny.
sorry what was the question?
hehehehehe
Thanks Ben.
Sorry folks, what goes on behind the green door is kept behind the green door. I might add that it ain’t as exciting as it might seem, although some of you keep it interesting…
JT
i saw the name and went…
is this a board for staff dicussion
or for us to discuss the staff…
think i found my answer.
Tentative == who? That one word should be enough, if you can answer, right? De’trop has my e-mail (if you can respond to me via e-mail), otherwise, I’ll check this in March to see if you replied. No time to check anything else (besides that 1 PM there…)… just a burning question… and possibly burning chicken. Miss y’all.
Why was my e-mail account open when I got there, why do I have an e-mail informing me that She has sent me a PM, and why do I not have that PM from She in my ILP account?
You hack into my accounts and play these games. I am not your experiment, Ben.
Fuck you.
Games over.
Oops. Scratch that. I got the dates mixed up.
Still, somebody has and is hacking into my e-mail everytime I turn around.
If that isn’t you and/or your cyber-geek-staff hacking into my shit, Ben, I apologize.
Note to FBI: please understand that the Osama you find me collaborating with through e-mails is not the Osama. Seriously, do you really think he would use that name on an e-mail? Or maybe he would, knowing that you would think he wouldn’t. I dunno, I’m not that clever and neither is he, according to what he has told me.
And the bomb stuff…its for educational purposes. I was thinking of joining the police force bomb-squad to help fight the terror against america the beautiful.