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We are fucked.
Steven Segal is a fat old has been who’s only claim to fame was playing a bad ass in some shitty movies.
He could still kick your ass.
Not with his old ass arthritic knees.
I sometimes fantasize about defecting to Russia or New Zealand myself.
Unfortunately I don’t have the ability to do so.
New Zealand wouldn’t take you.
Russia might if you defect to their East Asian parts, hope you make a good reindeer farmer.
I’ll become a reindeer hunter in Siberia. Maniacal Mongoose can fetch snow berries in the nearby wilderness.