Thanks, Pandora!
I’m so strong that Chuck Norris broke his foot on my cheekbone when he tried to roundhouse kick me.
I’m so strong I killed two stones with one bird.
I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn
I’m so strong that despite the inherent meaningless of life due to Godel’s incompleteness theorem, the fact that I am becoming feminized and thus will soon have all the serpents of the earth spawn from my sex drive, and the imminent threat to my chemtrail-coerced sheeple consumerist lifestyle that is the end of cptilism and the start of anarchism, and despite the crying truth that ILP is both dying, and so possessed by the demons of the internet that its last words are spoken in tongues, I am so incredibly strong that with my face to the burning rain of acrid doubt and inconceivable throat-pinching fog of expert opinions, I have compressed my will against the pestilence-soaked keys of this soulless peripheral to clatter out a humorously-long, poorly-written sentence for the pleasure of Mundane Babble.
I’m so strong I made this post without even being logged in.
I’m so strong that despite not understanding what this is all about I decided to quote it and then make my post directly underneath it so as to look like I’m commenting on it.
i’m so strong, i cry on the outside while laughing on the inside
i’m so strong, my tears are made of capsaicin
i’m so strong, if I live by the sword you will die by the sword
i’m so strong, i ride rodeos naked
i’m so strong, my kindness is never taken for weakness
i’m so strong, the doomsday clock goes back to one when i sleep
i’m so strong, when i take pictures my biceps block the shot
i’m so strong, i can turn mutton into lamb
i’m so strong, i can scare the dead back to life
i’m so strong, i call on the fourth day
i’m so strong, i put meat under my saddle when i ride, and then eat the horse
i’m so strong, i worked out in carthago and nothing grows there anymore. except for the occasional brush. but that’s, like, not growth at all, you can’t eat brush. okay, nothing edible grows there anymore, if you have to be really technical about it.
i’m so strong, i climbed mount everest wearing speedos
i’m so strong, after i climbed mount everest i pooped and out came K1
i’m so strong, i parachute with my chest hair
i’m so strong, only i can offend myself
i’m so strong, belief in higher power leads to me
i’m so strong, when Nietzsche died I got the last laugh and wrote the Sad Science
I’m so strong, i have the sunday night fever
i’m so strong, i watch the watchmen
i’m so strong, they had to do a recount after my last bench-press
i’m so strong, they once built a statue of me in Rhodes
I’m so strong, Fidel Castro, Ferdinand Marcos and Kim Jong Il once called me a military strongerman
i’m so stong, my split personalities are afraid of me
i’m so strong, i do what i can while you do what you must
…you finally found, and replied to, your self-entitled thread, I see 
i’m so strong, i microwave my food in styrofoam
i’m so strong, i can hold eight melodies in my head at the same time
i’m so strong, i can hold nine melodies in my head at the same time
i once did two melodies at the same time. well, one was actually elodie.
I’m so strong God seperated the light from the darkness only after asking for my permission.
Huh? 
I’m so strong that when I go to sleep I put on a night-light. Not because I’m afraid of the darkness, but because darkness is afraid of me.
i’m so strong, when i gaze into the abyss it doesn’t gaze back.
i’m so strong, when i lift weights my neighbor gains a muscle
I’m so strong, there’s a major techtonic plate shift every time I have a bowel movement.
I’m so strong, I gave the gym a guest pass.
