Sugar and spice and all things nice?

I’m told I smell like freshly baked bread.

What do you smell like?

A

Clean, I smell like fried tangerines, if you can imagine that. Fried in caramel, mind you.

Dirty, I smell like a foul beat of the moor who has trekked for seven days and nights through stenchy bog…

I smell like a Geriatric Ward: stale old smoky sour. (Particularly my room)

After a wash I smell of nothing in particular but I am clean. (fresh)

Never had anyone describe my smell before. I presume you speak of your clean or natural just rinsed smell. I use Ivory soap so I must presume I smell like that most of the time or my deoderant.

Bread?

You don’t have a yeast infection, do ya? :astonished:

mmmm…

I believe I’d have a scentless form in the far future, but right now it depends what I put on myself.

Jesus Bessy :astonished: . I’m not quite sure how to take that!

No, I’m the picture of health.

No Kris, not what your soap smells like what you smell like. If you don’t know that’s fine. You can always get someone to smell you and report back to me. Probably best to get a few people. And no, not just after you’ve had a shower, more like what you smell like after an afternoon nap. :wink:

A

Huzza! Ultimate turnoff.

What Bess* said made me laugh, anyways.

I’m quite sure I smell of coffee, cigarettes, and marijuana most of the day, as that is generally all I consume until about seven pm. After that, you may add wine or gin, depending on how the day has gone.

hmmm, I’m not sure, but probably nothing good. Maybe OK if I’ve been out in the desert rolling around in the sagebrush… Actually, there are damn few people who are going to come around sniffing me unless they want their noses whacked. :laughing: There is personal and then a little too personal…

that depends on if I can get lemon scented toilet paper or not…

“come smell my lemony fresh ass”

-Imp

LA,

I was just taking a cheap shot. I love the smell of baked bread so you are probably yummy smelling. I am into lemon. I like citrusy smells and actually like men’s cologne better than women’s. My natural smell is probably of garlic because I cook so much, but after a Saturday night gig - it could be like cigarettes and I don’t even smoke. Yuk.

Napalm, gun powder, cigarette smoke, and ivory soap.

sex :sunglasses:

If I am in bed in the afternoon it is not for a nap, that smell might not be too realistic :wink: and since the only two people that I might ask are my husband and son I really don’t think I will get much from them( they are smart asses and humorfully sarcastic).

Also living here in Mississippi, if I ask people that know me or know of me what I smell like; well I forsee one of several unpleasant or wierd reactions. They already think of my husband and I as harmless and useful entertaining eccentrics, I find it best not to hand them any more ammo then truly need be.LOL.

Perhaps the best scent to describe me is clean dirt, since I work in it so much or wood shavings ,or dog or cat, that would be the scents that permeate my body anyway so maybe a combination of all.

Exactly!

Then you’ll most certainly like the smell of Imp’s ass. :wink:

km! I just fell off my chair!

A

Clean I usually don’t smell like weed only because I’m more of a finese smoker, but I usually do smell of over fragrenced sport deoderant and newly washed (yet heavily used) b-ball jerseys/shorts.

Dirty I smell like a bag of assholes sweating out mayonaise and rum.

:smiley: :smiley: I enjoyed this description

Apparantly I smell like a baby. I have smelled some pretty bad babies in my time, but am assured this is a compliment.