Supreim knowledge!

I will now teach you many things:

  • Jesus was a dolphin.

  • Old_Gobbo is a hyper intelligent chimp that broke out of a laboritory, and all images he uploads of “himself” were actually photos of the university student that was supposedto look after him.

  • 40% of the members of ILP are actually Dans, and I control all of their minds and accounts.

  • Ben is a member of the royal family and studied philosophy because he is helping to construct an RF mind-control satlite that is capable of altering human behavior on earth!

  • LiquidAngel is actually a liquid-based alien being that can shape shift like Oddo.

  • As soon as africans get enough food to eat they will take over the world [by means of replecation, eventually outnumbering or interbreeding with all races].

  • Creationists in USA are working towards starting an “armagedon” by means of stupifying the culture of the nation, eventually leading them into a nuclear war with muslims! They then believe that after they destroy most of humanity, “God”/“Jesus” will come to help it all work out [Muslims believe Allah & Jesus will come at this time, also]. During the end times, these two deAthist groups will each believe that either a paradise or heaven is the reward and the NWO that will only happen once they destroy the world. Either USA or Muslims will destroy humanity, to what ever extent possible.

~ End.
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lol… that’s awesome.

I should watch more DS9

That you should.

In DS9 they are called “changelings”, instead of the more Christian/American sounding “liquid angels”.

Actually Oddo lost his shape shifting ability later and may also be dead now, I am not sure. Suggested: Watch Jerry springer and Montel instead. A nice mix of filth, hate and pity will surely boost your IQ 100%!

Excuse me but I must now BBQ some field mice.

More ultimate wisdom and knowledge for my fallowers!

  • Homosexuals and bisexuals exist because of metaphysical monosexual aliens. The Quabians had a war with the Lexians, in the year 3470 B.C.E. The Quabian species had only 1 female per 20 males, and the females of that species were very different in structure [far higher metabolisms, for example]. Lexians used a sort of “bioweapon”, that mass-infected [metaphysically] the Quabians, during the Lexian sneak attack. Even though all Quabian females had became infected and died, and even though the Quanbian species was [theoretically] doomed, the Quabians still retaliated and mannaged to wipe out the Lexians.
    Later on, in efforts to reproduce, the Quabians spread a spirit-altering “virus” to human souls. This “virus” mutated the human soul partially or completely into a metaphysical-Quabian-female. When this happened, the Quabians were able to **** the homosexual person’s soul so that it would make more baby Quabians. The side-effect of this spirit virus is that it turned strait people queer.

  • The [Nickalodien] “RugRats” are actually an alien species. These species originally were an immortal race that looked like babies. Later on, after attempts at earth coloniziation, they became lazey and mentally retarded because of their poor quality, breaking-down cloning vats & TV-based life styles. They then infultrated human society and started to get “looked after” by human parents. One of the side-effects of breast-milk/cow’s-milk on the RugRat species is an aging mutation which robs them of their immortality and causes them to grow into aging adults.

  • Whales are the most intelligent species on earth. They have the largest brain and are mammal aswel. They use more then just sonar to “talk”, and have psychic waves that they use to communicate with the universe. Psychic powers and incounters with “God” are actually psionic ressonance with whales.

  • As AngstRidden pointed out, atoms are made of mice. Mice are the fabric of reality. Energy is actually sub-atomic cheese, which feeds the atto-mice.

  • The bush family is posessed by Satan.

Hardly… Plenty of Africans already have enough to eat, it’s not like the whole continent is impoverished.

If you’d said ‘David Blaine will fail his idiotic fish in a basket trick’ then I’d have been more impressed.

Why?

Because that would be a verifiable prediction. Blaine is such a spanner. He’s not a patch on Derren Brown. I mean really, what would you rather see - a man drowning himself very slowly (or starving himself very slowly) or a man playing Russian Roulette with himself?

Well my point is, its not so amazing to predict Blain failing. Hes a spanner like you said, I myself would have given his failing or succeeding a 50/50 chance. Either way I couldnt give a toss, its publicity he wants and its publicity he got.

no, the rugrats are merely a front for the church of godzilla… (but they cleverly referred to him as reptar…)

-Imp

Alright guys! Great work so far!

  • I am Kermit the Frog.

  • Mrs.Piggy + eggs = good breakfast; she is dead now, replaced by a puppet and a human arm.

  • Gonzo is the 19th reincarnation of the Buddha.

  • If you drink mercury, much like ancient Chinese emperors, you will become invinsible.

  • Bullets inside of guns don’t work as well as dried peas.

  • UK is planning on invading France tomarrow.

  • Mulder & Skully work for the real CIA and only produce more coverups through thier X-Files show, by making real things look like fake TV shows and destroying the evidence @ studios.

  • “Penile art” was originally invented by horses, but then humans learned from them.

  • Klinton has a porn studio under the white house.

  • Japan has Gundums hidden in its military reserve and could easily destroy the universe if it wanted to.

  • Japan can also capture and mind control enemies using pokeballs.

This guy makes nonsense look bad. Off with his head… :imp:

  • If you kill me I will become more powerful then you can possibly emagine.

  • I am one with the force.

  • Amphibians can grow their heads back within 7 minutes of decapitation.

  • Amphibians created Adam and Eve.

  • Bumper cars have 40x the amount of resistance to damage then a minivan has and are bullet proof.

  • I just shit myself.

Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling
From glen to glen and down the mountain side
The summer’s gone and all the roses falling
Tis you tis you, must go and I must bide…

Don’t let him fool you.

Dan is more close to the objective truth than anyone else here.

Well they do say genius is to madness close allied… i guess…

In this case we can make an exception.

All adds are mixed messages!

Image A combines with and is seen at the same time as sensation B.

Trojan Horse is the most powerful form of mind control.

This applies to everything you dare say or do.

Gender and virtue dogmatically attach themselves to all sorts of emotions, objects and concepts.

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Old_Gobbo knows that I was just joking/ranting/didn’t-even-care-anymore when I post crap.

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In the same way as it does not matter whether hand R or hand L writes the same word on the same piece of paper in the exact same way, whether or not God vs chaos created our universe does not change anything or matter! Reality already is!

Origin of the universe argument is used to support alternate motives and desires! Universe origin theories are used to support a goal and a word view! It’s about world view and self-image, it’s not a relative argument compared to the changes it has upon the mind.

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Supernaturals do exist.

Science denies supernaturals and mocks them in the same way that it denied and critisized religion before it broke free from religion.

Supernaturals are used to support religion and are misunderstood then presuasively, yet incompletely the religious will “explain” their existence.

This also applies to the origin of the universe. The origin was above all nature, it was supernatural, because it “Created” all of the natural.

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Reality may contain law-transending or law-breaking fractals. These are as predicatable as chaos, these are unpredictable.

What happens if we partially disprove general relativity in physics?
anti-relativity.com/

Don’t let any of them fool you!
Many of the higher academia wish to fill the position of “God”, give the “higher meaning”, give “the truth”.

He who holds the greatest truth, can then use that truth in a distortion, express partially, and combine with opinion, thus creating the Trojan Horse of logic, thus controlling the mass.

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  • Humans seek to understand the universe because understanding leads to prediction.

  • Prediction leads to adaptation.

  • Adaptation often leads to control.

Fully understanding human nature means ability to fully control human nature.

All knowledge and “truth” are tools of control.

Irrelavent higher knowledge is used as “peacock’s feathers” to impress the audiance and gain the trust of the mass, and after the trust is gained, control is far easier to be administered.

In Muslim religion, the only unforgivable sin is the sin of disbelief.
Murder is not bad to the dominator, when compared to freedom.
True freedom is often a form disbelief!
True freedom is lonely, rare, and of no value to society.

The truly free no-longer believe in the delusion, which was originally all “fun”, “beautiful” and “exciting”, because the pleasure was a Trojan Horse of social control.

  • Friendships should replace the media.

  • Massmedia “entertainment” is all Trojan Horse, bias information.

  • Though the minds of personal friends have often been altered by the Trogan Horse of all published “knowledge” in civilization, they are still often less interested in controling you.

  • Once propaganda reaches the saturation point, it will be impossible for the human mind to resist it all! Natural and reactive instincts are too stressful and unhealthy if repressed. Human ability to “fight” is limited, therefor all minds must become impure somehow.

  • Once the saturation point is reached, it will be more favorable for the individual to die then for him to disobay and stop the saturation message.

  • Kermit shall return.

  • Squirrels are the second most powerful species on earth, as respects using the force:

    Squirrels can jump so far, move so quickly, and climb trees–due to their naturally high medaclorian count.

Once properly trianed, the squirrel is almost unbeatable.

  • I do not take life or my own replies seriously.

Well done, you are wiser than meets the eye, Winnie the Pooh: “Life is too important to be taken seriously.”

I love that squirrel picture…

And the winner is…