Tab Needs Cash

Hi All,

And, no, before you ask, I’m not looking for a hand-out… :laughing:

Having recently produced, with a little input from Mrs.Tab, child-two, we find ourselves a bit poor. We’re not quite eating our own shoes yet, but they’re beginning to look mighty tasty.

So in short, I need to make some more cash, hopefully without selling any organs or putting the missus (or myself for that matter - strange world that it is) on the game. I don’t think my pimp hand is that strong.

Any ideas…?

I’m thinking something like online freelance writing, book reviewing, Mafia hitman or other piecework that I can cram in around babies bottoms and full-time teaching.


Save me.

Did you sell “yellow man” ? If not, post a pic here and run an auction…

Tab, write me a tragedy.
I’ll pay you for it.

Don’t sell Yellow Man!
It’s too beautiful.

-Thirst

You can review my book if you want…

As for getting paid… well… erm… if it gets published how’s $2000 US?

That is… assuming I make that much :laughing:

I’ve already started on the second… this one is much more public mainstream – big bucks there. This monkey’s got his pulse on the… finger… of america; or something to that effect.

In all seriousness though, there is money to be made online if you are committed enough. A couple examples I know of are:

keyword articles – This is seriously mundane, smoke a huge bat and zone out for a while work. Typically it includes throwing random associated words together to generated search hits for a website.

Pop/Mainstream gossip type stuff
: There are TONS of Sex in the City type bullshit e-mags out there that need writers to essentially say the newest bullshit in a cool, funny way.

Technical Writing
– This would require intimate knowledge of some sort of technical field.

Various Editing
– See above.

Telecommerce – Data Retrieval/Appointment setting

Not knowing the comercial laws over there its a bit hard to figure out. Street Vending, ebay, Translator free lance.

Get folks to send you stuff from here that you can sell there. Start an American novelty store or street vending. Body guard for rich kids, gigilo, Escort, all of the above. I don’t really know, The comercial laws might be a whole lot different.

Best of Luck, I have stood in those shoes, when our boy was born we had a few years of rice and beans type of living, just so he could eat right and have things babies need, like clothes, a roof, electricity and water. We made it, you guys will too, hang in there, and stick together.

How about export? You have international contacts. Got anything good lying around Turkey that we should know about? Something that would suit the US market and can be gotten rid of readily and cheap? Something unique for the countless american gift shops? Let me know. In a PM. I might have some cash to invest in a couple of months. Once I start working again. Maybe sooner, if it’s a good idea. I know some future tycoons. Just not any present ones. There must be a Turkish Mafia you can get the upfront money from. Of course, there are ways to do it without any money, if you can get a co-operative supplier and a stupid importer (raises hand).

edit - oops. Didn’t read Kris’ post. What do they say about great minds?

The capacity to suffer determines one’s rank.

I tip my hat to you, Tabula Rasa of the noble class.

How about selling cultural item purchased cheaply on ebay.

Because Tab is a communist and would not sink so low as to sell something to someone else.

Please don’t pressure Tab to do such things, P, he is not a parasite.

Private tutoring?

Tab will not sell knowledge!

Don’t listen to these people and their poison, Rasa.

When in crisis one must sometimes use the tactics of the enemy, detrop.

That would make Tab part of the backward masses.

Rather then rallying against the system with his working class, he is forced to turn against his class interests by taking up habits of the petty bourgeois; he becomes a capitalist instead of an anarchist.

You are a traitor, P.

Remove yourself from my company at once or I’ll call the guards.

I don’t understand what you have against a bit of male prostitution, Tab? Think of it as selling your organs – but you get them back at the end.

Another good thing about male prostitution is not only do you get the cash but you’ll probably find you’re no longer hungry. It’s a win/win.

(I’ll think of something seriouis to say as soon as I get the image of you hawking it out of my head . :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: )

Welcome to the suburbs, dear.

Think eBay… there is a fortune to be made there. If you can find something on eBay that you could market in your country. Bingo.

Sorry, Mr. P. I came up with this idea and then read your idea as I was checking out the thread. Great minds think alike. LOL

It is economical to capture the weapons and supplies of the enemy in order to spend less of your resources. It is a triumph to defeat the enemy with his own weapons.

In war, the ends sometimes justifies the means.

This is all you need to know and do, P, and selling cheap shit over the internet for marked up prices is not one of those things.

bellum.nu/literature/guevara001.html

Other sources would include:

Blanqui, Louis Auguste
MANUAL FOR AN ARMED INSURRECTION (chpt. 1)

Engels, Frederick
THE PEASANT WAR IN GERMANY (1850)

Lawrence, T.E.
SCIENCE OF GUERILLA WARFARE

Lenin, Vladimir Ilich
GUERILLA WARFARE
WAR & REVOLUTION

Mao Tse Tung
ON GUERILLA WARFARE (1937)
PROBLEMS OF STRATEGY - ICRW (1936)
PROBLEMS OF STRATEGY - IGWAJ (1938)
PROBLEMS OF WAR AND STRATEGY (1938)

Marighella, Carlos
MINIMANUAL OF THE URBAN GUERILLA

Marx, Karl
REVOLUTIONARY SPAIN (1854)

Nechayev, Sergey Genadievich
THE REVOLUTIONARY CATECHISM

Rogers, Robert
STANDING ORDERS (1759)
RANGERS RULES OR PLAN OF DICIPLINE (1765)

Tacayán
CIA PsyOps. in guerilla warfare

Trotsky, Leon
MILITARY WRITINGS vol. 2 (extracts - 1919)

Please stop quoting known losers, and while you’re at it, get out of my chair.

All jokes aside, I want you to write me a tragedy.
I will pay for it, seriously.

PM me.

-Thirst

Thirst I can write you a tragedy, easily.

Everyone will like it… you might not, but everyone else will.

Which do you want?