Shed a tear
For poor Teddy Speare,
Who broke his finger
Groping a minger.
She has the face of a howler
a bulldog chewing a wasp
If you give her a wink
She will gift you a toss…
For most men Her attraction lay
in the flesh her beauty had lost…
(This doesn’t rythme
because she wasn’t that
beautiful…)
The funny thing is,
In spite of her rabies,
She’ll eventually find someone
To giver her her babies.