Ummmm, no. Its how i heard the joke. I dont rewrite jokes. Dont shoot the messenger.
what do you get when you mix a mexican with a octopus?
One hell of an avacado picker!
What does a brick and a fat girl have in common?
They both in the eventuallity of time, Get laid by a mexican.
What do you can a mexican without a bike?
Juaqiun (walking)
why should you never hit a mexican on a bike?
It might be yours!
I have a decently indecent one:
There are three people on the Titanic as it starts to go down, a teacher, a lawyer and a priest, and they are debating who should be saved.
The teacher exclaims, “Save the children, save the children!”
The lawyer replies, “Aww…Fuck the children!”
The priest looks around wildly and inquires, “Do we have time?”
How do you make a 5 yr old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her favorite toy.
Its usually “teddy bear”, not “favorite toy”.
Why do people find racist jokes funny?
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Man says to his wife: ‘Pack your bags, I’ve won the pools.’
She says: ‘What should I pack? Something light, something warm? Where are we going?’
He says: ‘We’re going nowhere. Just pack your bags and f*** off.’
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Quasimodo was running down the street chased by a group of kids. He said, ‘For the last time, I haven’t got your football.’
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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no limbs.
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I went to see that Pavarotti last week and he was a right miserable git. He doesn’t like it when you join in.
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Two girls on the cash-out at Tesco’s one said: ‘You can always tell the married fellows from the single fellows.’
‘How’d you do that?’
She said: ‘Watch this.’
A fellow came up, he said: ‘One mushroom, one tomato, one slice of bacon and a tin of beans.’
She said: ‘A single fellow you, aren’t yea?’
He said: ‘How’d ya know that?’
She said: ‘Your a right ugly cunt.’
Why do tigers get lost in the Jungle?
Because jungle is massive.
Guy hits the rear end of a car and a dwarf gets out and storms up to the man’s car, ‘I’m not happy’ he shouts, to which the man replies, ‘well which one are you then?’
A Nietzche a day keeps the Jesus away.~
Huahahaha.
I love these sorts of jokes.