The American Problem

It’s like, you’re all either running around talking about how stupid Nietzsche was or seething with hatred and praying for the second coming- because that’s what you’ve gotta do. And the question is, why? Of course, the weirdo who made it that way isn’t going to be telling you the truth any time soon…

LOL. What a surprise: no replies. Faust must be on holiday.

Great Job generalizing a nation of over 100 million people there buddy :-"

Nietzsche talked about how europeans, like the Germans, would not understand him. The idealists run from the truth, and they can be found all over.

Yeah man, I know! I was getting my hair cut the other day after going to McDonalds and this overweight barber was telling me about Nietzsche and how stupid he was… he was like, ‘Nietzsche is stupid.’ I said, ‘What? I’m just here for the second coming man, I hate this shit. I pray for the second coming every night before I go to sleep, that’s if I haven’t cried myself to a stupor yet.’ Then I put on my iPod earphones and thought about football.

Then, when I was through and was looking for a hat to cover my godawful haircut, this hiphop dude told me how he thought Nietzsche was, in his words, ‘stupid’, and I was like, ‘No way man! Good thing the second coming’s soon, know what I mean? I hate life.’ Needless to say, the hat I bought was ruined in a week because I was seething with hatred, burned right through that 90% cotton - polyester blend.

After that, I was having my fifth bud of the day in a bar and this girl with fake tits I was hitting on said, in no uncertain terms, that Nietzsche was stupid! Literally, she said, ‘Nietzsche is stupid.’ I was like, ‘No way! I sure hope that asshole isn’t in heaven when I go there, know what I mean? After all, I hate this life and am wishing for the second coming.’

As we were driving home in my mustang which I bought with a high APY credit card, she told me, ‘You are so seething with hatred. I wish the weirdo who made you this way tells you the truth soon.’

Then we watched a blu ray disc of Tropic Thunder.

You must live on the West Coast…

LOL. Pure gold.

Yeah bro, I just came in from surfing, and my brosefs were dissing Nietzsche again, and I was like, ‘What?! No way bro! Tequila shots, now!’

Itlog: note the proper ups in my previous post (which I’ve edited). Realunoriginal beat me by one minute with the original.

I just added something to the OP.

Yeah, but…

None of that seems like a “problem” to me…

:laughing:

PS. You’re both on my friends list now.

You know, here in Australia you’ll actually enjoy being enlightened…

Being an Antipodean Nietzschean must be hard work - too much sunshine, for a start…

I’m led to believe a large US button (ending ‘Inca’) has been pushed. Perhaps one of you guys could let me know for sure? Looks like someone dropped an upshot nuthole…

I was in hell for like, 5 years. But now that I know so much, everything’s really good.

David Lewis loved Australia. Alot of stuff he published was published in the philosophy journals there.

I went to Australia once, and they sent this khaki short wearing guy to fetch me at the airport. He rode on a brown jeep. He was all like, ‘ello mate, shall we have shrimp on the barbie? We got marmite.’ and I was like, ‘Dude, that’ll be wicked bro! But no thanks I just had a jif and jelly.’

Then while we were on the way to jolly ole Sidney there was this fucking Koala bear, jumped into the jeep! I was like, ‘Oh bro, this is hella nasty!’, but the croco dundy type of guy said, ‘Oy, it’s nothing mate just a lil’ ol Koala,’ and he fished in his pocket for some menthol leaves, and the fella ate it! It was interesting. I haven’t seen actual menthol leaves before.

And, you know, Kangaroos.