I have a beard and like philosophy, but what I want to know is:
Does my beard actually have to be white in order for me to actually be a philosopher?
No it can of couse be peppered or red. I pluck mine so that I can’t be identified.
Doesn’t have to be but it helps.
nope it can only be white
well to be a REAL philosipher you have to have a long white beard. To be pretentious you need only a goatee and that can be any color. And pretentious often passes as close enough to true philosipher these days.
big moustaches help too, im talking like huge bushy ones. those can replace the beard.