Shhhh…daddy’s about.
He’s got the means and the know-how to enforce justice.
What would the world become without such accredited experts to guide us out of chaos?
It takes a humble and balanced mind to know justice.
Yes…and those who profess such a virtue are the least deserving of it.
Why? Were you professing it?
Why, am I the least deserving of it?
Have you judged well, dispenser of justice?
???
Are you perhaps confusing me with Faust or some moderator? 
I have no mallet… well, not the usual kind anyway. 
How can I confuse you with such a fine specimen of a man…he has the paperwork that proves it.
What I deserve is your scorn…may I have it?
May I reply in kind?
Fuck it, take mine.
Can we skip the cycle and ban this guy before he starts spamming even more?
Yep.
What eloquence, what logic, what small fears.
They give diplomas to anyone these days. All you have to do is learn the script, recite it, and accept its underlying premise, its starting proposition.
The premise here is that I am a “troll”…the reasoning follows like clockwork.
Under the presumption of guilt, one must prove their innocence without the use of evidence fore there is no need to see the evidence provided by the guilty. Welcome to the new world and democratic socialism.
Add to that algorithm of justice the factor of emotion, personal vanity and ego.