The conservative's prayer

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The Conservative’s Prayer

                       "The Psalm of Rush"
 
THE CAPITALIST CONSERVATIVE LORD is my franchisor; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in first class hotels: he leadeth me to the

best bars.
He restoreth my credit: he leadeth me in the paths of conservatism
for my career’s sake.
Yea, though I talk in the valley of the shadow of the liberals, I will
fear no homosexual: for thou art with me; thy orifice security system
comforts me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of the homeless: thou
linest my pockets with gold; my belly runneth over.
Surely avarice and cruelty shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will ditto in the franchise of the CAPITALIST CONSERVATIVE LORD
forever.

  • Douglas Miller

Kropotkin

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I predict that someone will say dead liberals. :wink:

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Someone call the paramedics- Imp has obviously fallen and can’t reach his keyboard. :laughing: