The falling leaves

Some are not even from our trees. Our house is like a magnet. The wind blows our neighbors leaves into our yard. Of course when it snows, the wind also blows the neighbors snow into our yard and driveway. So we get the mostest leaves and snow every year. I’m looking outside and our yard is full of our neighbors leaves plus ours, and our neighbors yards have few leaves. After we rake the leaves, the wind again blows some more of our neighbors leaves to us. We downed 2 trees this year, still we have lots of leaves. In wintertime, our house has the mostest snow and it stays longer than our neighbors. This happens every year. Why why why?

Clearly the Universe is plotting against you, Justly.

Of course, you could decide that you like fallen leaves and snow. That would thwart the Universe.

Pretty powerful stuff, if you ask me.

Clearly, the Universe is plotting against you justly…
You deserve to be plotted against!!!

-Thirst

But it would NOT thwart the Universe’s Heart. Indistutably, it COULD not.

Your sophistristrications are the projectionations of a bunny. :unamused:

I guess I wasn’t thinking indistutably.

Hey! That’s right! Jenny called me a bunny!

Is that in the rules?

can you call someone a rodent here?

Personally, I have liked many of the rodents I have known.

As a group, they are misunderstood.

Prejuchickenishly.

That’ll teach ya! Indistutable is the only way.

As far as referring to posters as rodents, it is only prohibited if the rodent is a native to Australia. Don’t ask why; it’s the rules.