Hello F(r)iends,
Watching porn with other guys… That’s gay.
-Thirst
I agree.
With one’s girlfriend its cool, though. I’ve even laid a centerfold out on the back of my girlfriend as I was hittin it from the rear.
It was the fold out version of Hobbe’s Leviathan, with liner notes, but she didn’t mind. She said she didn’t care if I looked at other women while having sex with her, but I pardoned that right to achieve my ultimate dream:
Sex while reading philosophy.
When he got to the part about the necessity of the state…well, you get the idea.
I still maintain that the gayest thing about you is your hair…
Only kidding, though I’m all in favour of this recreation of experiences through VR/holograms and so on. I was thinking that if one could rig up a sort of loop whereby the computer interprets your present mental state and determines what, precisely, you’d most like to experience and then reproduced that thing in the way that you mentioned (at which point the computer would then have a new mental state to interpret and a new ideal to reproduce) then effectively one would be able to be put into a state of constantly increasing pleasure (until death). I really should write something other than utopian novels…
shaking salt on your popcorn while watching porn is gay
leaving your lumberjack flannel shirt buttoned up to the collar while hanging round in bars is gay
-Imp
The gayest thing I have ever did was put a mans willy in my mouth!
The straightest thing I have ever did was make love to a lady for what felt like ten hours…I shit you not on cocaine you can go all day!
You see, I’ve met women who’ve done that and they weren’t gay…
Wow! I once met a man who was a woman and he wasn’t gay! 
The top ten Gayest things about me
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Know the theme song to Nanny from route memory
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Have cross dressed more than once
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Wacthed more than one season of 90210 , Golden Girls , Gilmore Girls and Melrose Place.
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I have read more than one slash story, about Dr. Bashier and Garak
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I enjoy planting flowers
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Have more than one Baribe that belong to me
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Spent hours combing my new She-ra’s hair when I first got it.
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Can dress a toy or doll faster than any little girl I know
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Know the Rainbow monkey theme from Codename Kids Next Door
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Have a raging man- Crush on Booster Gold
Imepenitent
Is this a euphemism? Cause if it is, I don’t get it.
Come to think of it, if it’s not a euphemism, I still don’t get it.
Gilmore girls, albiet a little too girly for me is one of the most intelligently written shows on basic cable.
Top 5 I’d say.
Anyone dare challange this? 
Well I would say top ten show because their are five shows I like better than Gilmore Girls.
It is pretty girly for me at times but I have wacthed more than one season. It is very well written for that type of female drama show.
there are definately 5 I like better… but in terms of just writing, I’d say they are pretty tough.
I mean they talk so fast too… the scripts must be like little novellas.
Yep, you’re definitely gay. Go get your card and start parading.
Thank you for reminding me Number 11. I hang out with Skydaemon all the time.
P.S. where your list Mister Skydeamon
Hello F(r)iends,
My wife watches Gilmore Girls. Terribly stupid show. Recent episode had the mother get drunk at a wedding and then make a toast… hilarity ensues? Nope. Typical tripe. It’s disgusting and I can’t even look at my wife while she watches it. I just sit there reading a book trying not to scream at the t.v.
The reason they talk so fast is because it is an acting technique. The technique is designed to distract the audience from what would otherwise be a terrible acting performace. You see, the faster they talk, the more you concentrate on what they are saying. The more you concentrate on that, the less you are able to concentrate on their terrible acting performances. Have you ever seen a “scared” or “distressed” look on Gilmore Girls? It’s pathetic. It’s terrible. It is not believable. This method of acting hides a performance and it has nothing to do with the script.
I realize this qualifies as something gay about my personality.
-Thirst
I don’t know about that show, but there is this one show where teenage girls sing the lyrics to the songs of famous female pop-stars for a group of teenage male judges, while dancing around on a stage with props.
Aside from the talent being obviously shortsighted and mediocre, the show promotes idolisation, which I think is a way in which consumerism makes people subordinate.
The show glamorizes the popularity of talentless commercial music stars and then provides an opportunity for the public to pretend as if they were their favorite stars in a competition which is judged by would-be boyfriends. All the elements are there to host the perfect mediation of consumerists and cultures that need icons and incentives and celebrities and trends to function and establish behavior norms. Hell, a music video provides more “social studies” instruction than any school classroom. Just ask a kid.
But what is the depth of the image portrayal of the celebrity and the fashion he/she represents? How simple it is. Love songs, expensive clothing, sexual reference, and eubonics. It is the “economy sized culture,” everything a teenager needs to know to fit into a social corral of consumers who tune in every night to watch this show.
And did you know that sexual discourse is the force behind the process of publicity and sensationalism? Every commercial you will ever see is somehow based on a gender standard for a certain class of family type. The guy who buys the riding lawnmower in the Sears commercial is the projected type of man who would fit the mold of a standardized profile for that bracket of consumer-- he is the attractive husband/working man with the beautiful wife and children, who maintains that role by buying superior products which represent the image of the status quo. It a circular course.
But every little detail in anything commercialized can somehow be traced back to a conventional style of person which is represented by the products they buy. The capacity to produce a family and participate in the economy is the proto-typical model for the target viewer.
Observe all product commercials for young males, for example. The context is usually somehow associated to either the direct relationship to a girl or the means by which one can get a girl. Whether it is clothing, accessories, cars, music , whatever…always somehow related to gender relationships.
The sexual context is the medium because that is the strongest curiosity and/or desire of the teenager to experiment sexually as soon as possible. Anything that caters to that agenda is suitable to attract consumers. That’s why the music and fashion industry is becomming increasingly sexually explicit.
I like some musicals ive seen… er… my fav was a film called Cannibal the Musical. Stupid as hell but great at the time.
I didnt think liking Elvis was gay, surely Elvis is the most ungay thing around? Must depends where your from.
I like a Savage garden song too, didnt think they were classed as gay neither. Man what the hell is gayness! What happens if you like one backstreet boys song? Does that add 5 points on to the gayness graph/radar?
ABBA is awesome!
I draw the line at Justin ginger curly haired B 
No I gotta disagree, both of the main characters, Rory (Alexis Bledel) and Lorelai (Lauren Graham) are both fairly strong actors, in fact Alexis Bledel is a member of Mensa, this doesn’t have to do with acting persay I know, but they are the stars and they’ve made sure that the show isn’t revolving around moronic shit.
They are both EXTREMELY intelligent, and that’s why this otherwise stupid show manages to stay on the air. They hide the quality writing behind the girl’s fast whit and otherwise ‘chick’ mentality. They hide it well I have to admit, originally I wasn’t a believer but it’s there if you look.
Actually listen to the dialogue next time your wife watches.
Better yet, tell her:
“The cool kid on the philosophy forum I write on wanted me to ask you, an intelligent women, why you watch what he thinks is an intelligent show. One that I think is dumb”
I am mechanically inclined
I have more craftsman tools then my husband
the work shop is mine
I can curse better then a sailor
the color pink makes me vomit
pastels are disgusting
I like men
Yep, you’re a gay man alright…