If we had lessons like this at school, it would have made English fucking awesome 
thongsnbongs.com/Flash/fword.swf
(This flash movie loads quickly but doesn’t say when it’s ready to play. So don’t sit there waiting for something to happen…)
hahaha
my favourite, “why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself”
hahaha
Very good though I must say, for someone who works you seem to have a lot of time for finding these silly things on t’internet.
Loved that one too… bit disappointed they didn’t include compounds and international usages like “fucktard” which, I believe, is a local compound used to denote someone of higher intelligence.
This is my job. We have to see what the competition is doing… 